Instant karma for milk smashing idiot
ha ha... I love to see instant karma served up to well deserving idiots. clean-up in aisle two... got some spilled milk and a few teeth scattered across the floor. awesome. 3 comments
awkward moment - dog penis gets stuck in yo ass
As if we all needed another reason why getting it doggie style from your dog is a bad idea... behold an awkward example of a dog penis getting tangled in some nasty hags ass. She must be so embarrassed.. or not. 30 comments
Athletic Attention Whore DARE on nude beach
Good times... spring break, and drunk athletic girls willing to do silly things to win approval and acceptance from peers. Too bad the video quality is total crap, but you get the idea. 7 comments
Funny rogue cumshot premature ejaculation FAIL
Ok.. this bitch is so hot, I can understand how homeboy lost focus and blasted himself in the face with his own mansauce. We will laugh at you, but you were the one plowing that pussy... BRAVO JACKASS! 9 comments
Black Man Dont Care - naked rampage on 7-11
BLACK MAN DONT CARE! Pretty calm for someone totally blitzed out of his mind on drugs. For some reason, homeboy raged on the local 7-11. I could not understand a word anyone was saying except for Black Man Dont care! 22 comments
Meanwhile In Russia - Sex On Motorcycle On Highway
Hell YEAH... anything goes in Russia. Russians + Digital Cameras seriously makes the world a more entertaining existance. This crazy bastard on a motorcycle is banging some slut while driving down the highway. Looks like a road rage brawl is about to spawn from the stunt. 12 comments
crazy crack HO hits the rock B4 surprise cumshot
WTF, crazy crack ho hit the rock in the middle of a blowjob trick. I think homeboy blew his load as fast as possible so she would GTFO! Gonna take more than two scented tree air-freshener to get the stank from that ho out of the car! 10 comments
black guy slaps McDonalds drive thru employee
Yeah... coning got old really quick so now the bar has been raised to slapping. Much more entertaining if you ask me, but I wish they stayed around to have hot fry oil thrown in their faces. I listened to this 20 times and still could not understand what they were saying... sorry. 50 comments
girl with daddy issues beats self with frying pan
Wow... sexy girl on her webcam beats her self with a frying pan and spatula! she hits her self hard too! she seems to have some major issues, but would be the best damn one night stand on the planet... complete with a Wolfgang Puck impression stamp across her ass! 28 comments
The SHOW STOPPER - BBC too big for teen anal
WTF man, that thing is like a 3rd leg. She was a good sport and reluctantly tried to shove that donkey cock it in her ass, but HELL NO - it was the show stopper. Looks like another evening of waking it. The BBC is a curse! 22 comments
she evokes the voice of Satan in her orgasm
Damn baby... I think you got some multiple personalities who all take a victory lap when you orgasm. The neighbors are busy dialing 911 - fearing a murder or exorcism going down. 17 comments
The Internet Is For Porn
LOL... Todays lesson on Sesame Street is simple, obvious and important to remember - THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN! 17 comments
Nick Zoricic deadly ski cross crash
OUCH! Nick Zoricic died instantly in this Ski Cross crash. I re-played this about a thousand times in super slow motion frame-by-frame, and it is hard to tell why he died. My guess, is that one of the fence poles impaled him at the neck. At least it was a quick death! 0 comments
drunk girls easily talked into having naked group shower
I have a sound theory... it is WAY easier to talk a group of girls into acting like whores. Single one girl out and ask her to be a whore in a shower - in exchange for a free T-Shirt... NO WAY WILL IT HAPPEN. Convince one within a drunk group, and all will follow. WORKS EVERY TIME! (mad props to tanline girl... she went the extra mile!) 15 comments
BLOG: welcome to the titanic... enjoy your ride!
All aboard... last call for the UJ Titanic! Well my friends, the shitty economy - or as I like to call it... The Vortex Of Suck, has finally gotten a death grip on the UJ Network. But fear not, I have some awesome fappable content for your viewing pleasure... 13 comments
self deprecating fat people are awesome at parties
self deprecating fat people with low self esteem can always be the life of the party. This fat broad put on a belly bouncing puppet show for her friends. Who knew that a lifestyle of diabetes, high blood pressure and a dramatically reduced life expectancy could be so much fun! 27 comments
guy beats black women with metal pipe at McDonalds
McBeat-Down! McAss-Whooping! two ABWs jumped the counter after the clerk did a standard counterfeit bill check on a $50 bill. The clerk grabbed a pipe and defended himself. He was arrested, but this week, a judge found him not guilty and no charges were pressed. Cracked skull and broken arms for both customers. 71 comments
big black bitch beats her boyfriend in ghetto
MANCARD... he has none! classic sound byte: dont no body call the MOTHER FUCKING police - what wrong wit you all? Bitch got some girl power and about 250Lbs on her side! Homeboy did not stand a chance. 62 comments
Mandy Moore Naked - leaked hacker photos
Mandy Moore is the newest celebrity on a long list to have nude photos released by hackers. The authenticity of them is somewhat questionable, so it is highly advisable that you fap to these just to be on the safe side. FYI: Mandy Moore is the star of the new Tron movie, voice of Rapunzel in Tangled, and has a bunch of Teen Pop hits. 38 comments
caption my facebook profile photo
Bring your photo captions! when you are this fugly, you only have your parents to blame. Ugly couples should not be able to legally breed and bring mutants like this into the world! Epic mugshot. 37 comments
babysitter scores her anal virginity
Damn, this is one hell of a hot little spinner. Homeboy takes advantage of his situation and goes for the anal virginity. The hottie tosses in some gymnastics handstand moves for the epic first time anal penetration. 28 comments
I choose death before erection assistance
OH HELL NO!!!! I would sooner let my girlfriend bang other dudes before turning my penis into a Reebok pump! This video made my stomach churn more than 2-girls-1-cup! 17 comments
Captain Poop Patrol - instant karma for bad dog walkers
Uh... you might want to think twice about meandering on your merry way after your dog poops in the park. Captain Poop Patrol will pick it up for you, then smear it across your back. Personally I applaud the guy. I hope he figures out a way to deal with cigarette butt tossers too! 3 comments
Naked Pizza Dare from hot MFC girl
super hot chick gets naked for the Pizza Delivery Dare. The look on the guys face is priceless... in the end he just stands there like he had no idea what to do now. LOL at all of the MFC tokens chiming. 22 comments
rednecks play game of Catch The Arrow with Mountain Lion
this mountain lion was leaking like a garden hose when he was playing a game of Catch The Arrow with these rednecks in the woods. Not sure if it is really hunting when your prey is 20 feet away and standing still... but at the same time, mountain lions are known to be extremely dangerous for hikers, dogs, etc. 69 comments
hang gliding is so aweso... blaaarrrfffff!
LOL... nice tandem hang glider FAIL! This must be some sort of nightmare of a fathers day gift for this guy... he is pretending to enjoy the experience, however, the projectile vomiting is a bit more of an indication about his level of enjoyment. 5 comments
why is this doctor removing a stick from this chicks ass?
gonna pretend it is a chick because I cannot confirm the gender. That aside... WTF is going on here? is this some sort of torture? Is it a surgical fetish party? Why are all the other doctors standing by with cameras? Is the patient dead? Why was the stick in the ass? Why was it stuck... it could have just been pulled out? so many WTF questions! 27 comments
public finger fuck FAIL
LOL, The editing on this video is just simply superb! WTF were these two thinking - trying to pull this one of while standing on a crowded hotel pool deck. 16 comments
Taylor Swift wardrobe malfunction
Taylor Swift looks like Marilyn Monroe standing on a ventilation duct. Her skirt went up around her neck while on stage singing. She laughed it off and handled it pretty well. 10 comments
Minute Man Denied A 2nd Chance
Cant hate, I would premature bust too. All she would have to do is fart in my general direction and Id instantaneously jizz my pants. That's pretty much what happened to chumpo here - who all but begs for a 2nd chance only to be shutdown with an age-old excuse. Tough break brah. 33 comments
hot college girl doing handstands
she was trying to say something about why she walks on her hands... but I just muted it and enjoyed the view. I would let a chick like this rent a room in my apartment for free if she did this every day! 12 comments
Tory Lane PORN FAIL - insane fit of rage
Tory Lane has two rules. Dont touch her tattoos & dont beat the shit out of her face. Talk about high standards.. but this fiery eyed slut isnt fucking around . One of her costars decides to test her anyway, resulting in a brief but epic rage quit. 23 comments
drunk idiot KTFO at Soundset 2011
LOL... I think this retards wingman was busy standing in line at the beer tent and was not there to talk his friend out of picking a fight with the biggest guy in the crowd. A dance-off at the Soundset 2011 concert evolved into this jackass getting KTFO. LOL when all of the girls rush to his aid like he was dying. look for the nice thong slip in the middle of the chaos! 22 comments
DIY teenage hypnosis FAIL
I WANT TO LEARN HOW TO HYPNOTIZE PEOPLE!!!!! possessing the ability to hypnotize people is seriously on my bucket list. Lesson one: if you are going to send someone into a sleep mode, do not do it while they are standing up and close to sharp edges. This looks like the real deal... the girl appears totally knocked out by the hypnosis in this FAIL video. 11 comments
schoolgirl standing on spinning chair FAIL
not exactly a Rhode Scholar or head of the class here... this genius stood on a chair while her friends spun her in circles. As one would guess... she goes flying off the chair and lands on her head in this private school chair FAIL video. 5 comments
cute girl blindside purse robbery
Thank you Internet!... this is why I always go through live assuming the worst of everyone. Without any hint of trouble, this a-hole blindsides a woman and knocks her to the ground. Instead of offering a hand, he grabs her purse and casually strolls away. Hopefully someone will identify him and serve up some instant justice. 20 comments
LOL... LCD TV lasts 1 min before kids wreck it
LOL... dad finally got his flat-screen LCD TV. Not even 1 minute after turning on the power, his kids tossed a ball at the screen and shattered the TV. Speechless, he just seems to stand there in disbelief as if he is watching a very bad movie. Sorry... warranty does not cover this kind of damage! 10 comments
dude handles 600lb charging moose LIKE A BOSS
so what would you do if a 600lb moose decided to turn in your direction and CHARGE! Running in the other direction while screaming like a little girl will not end well for you. Stand your ground an own that charging moose LIKE A BOSS! 18 comments
