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Road Head Couple - Level EXPERT thumbnail image
Road Head Couple - Level EXPERT Road Head couple stepped up their game and went for the combo fingerbang highway blowjob. Talk about distracted driving - texting is not the real threat, it is truckers doing 90mph while filming the occasional road head. Mad props to all. (imagine if that airbag went off, BOOM instant dick removal)
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Christmas porn set FAIL thumbnail image
Christmas porn set FAIL Ha... another instant holiday classic. I love when porn goes badly and people on the set meltdown or get injured. Santa almost got his dick bit off when the elf knocked over the fireplace. Funny Christmas Porn
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Instant karma for milk smashing idiot thumbnail image
Instant karma for milk smashing idiot ha ha... I love to see instant karma served up to well deserving idiots. clean-up in aisle two... got some spilled milk and a few teeth scattered across the floor. awesome.
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awkward moment - dog penis gets stuck in yo ass thumbnail image
awkward moment - dog penis gets stuck in yo ass As if we all needed another reason why getting it doggie style from your dog is a bad idea... behold an awkward example of a dog penis getting tangled in some nasty hags ass. She must be so embarrassed.. or not.
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Athletic Attention Whore DARE on nude beach thumbnail image
Athletic Attention Whore DARE on nude beach Good times... spring break, and drunk athletic girls willing to do silly things to win approval and acceptance from peers. Too bad the video quality is total crap, but you get the idea.
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Funny rogue cumshot premature ejaculation FAIL thumbnail image
Funny rogue cumshot premature ejaculation FAIL Ok.. this bitch is so hot, I can understand how homeboy lost focus and blasted himself in the face with his own mansauce. We will laugh at you, but you were the one plowing that pussy... BRAVO JACKASS!
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Black Man Dont Care - naked rampage on 7-11 thumbnail image
Black Man Dont Care - naked rampage on 7-11 BLACK MAN DONT CARE! Pretty calm for someone totally blitzed out of his mind on drugs. For some reason, homeboy raged on the local 7-11. I could not understand a word anyone was saying except for Black Man Dont care!
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Meanwhile In Russia - Sex On Motorcycle On Highway thumbnail image
Meanwhile In Russia - Sex On Motorcycle On Highway Hell YEAH... anything goes in Russia. Russians + Digital Cameras seriously makes the world a more entertaining existance. This crazy bastard on a motorcycle is banging some slut while driving down the highway. Looks like a road rage brawl is about to spawn from the stunt.
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crazy crack HO hits the rock B4 surprise cumshot thumbnail image
crazy crack HO hits the rock B4 surprise cumshot WTF, crazy crack ho hit the rock in the middle of a blowjob trick. I think homeboy blew his load as fast as possible so she would GTFO! Gonna take more than two scented tree air-freshener to get the stank from that ho out of the car!
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black guy slaps McDonalds drive thru employee thumbnail image
black guy slaps McDonalds drive thru employee Yeah... coning got old really quick so now the bar has been raised to slapping. Much more entertaining if you ask me, but I wish they stayed around to have hot fry oil thrown in their faces. I listened to this 20 times and still could not understand what they were saying... sorry.
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girl with daddy issues beats self with frying pan thumbnail image
girl with daddy issues beats self with frying pan Wow... sexy girl on her webcam beats her self with a frying pan and spatula! she hits her self hard too! she seems to have some major issues, but would be the best damn one night stand on the planet... complete with a Wolfgang Puck impression stamp across her ass!
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The SHOW STOPPER  - BBC too big for teen anal thumbnail image
The SHOW STOPPER - BBC too big for teen anal WTF man, that thing is like a 3rd leg. She was a good sport and reluctantly tried to shove that donkey cock it in her ass, but HELL NO - it was the show stopper. Looks like another evening of waking it. The BBC is a curse!
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she evokes the voice of Satan in her orgasm thumbnail image
she evokes the voice of Satan in her orgasm Damn baby... I think you got some multiple personalities who all take a victory lap when you orgasm. The neighbors are busy dialing 911 - fearing a murder or exorcism going down.
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The Internet Is For Porn thumbnail image
The Internet Is For Porn LOL... Todays lesson on Sesame Street is simple, obvious and important to remember - THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN!
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Nick Zoricic deadly ski cross crash thumbnail image
Nick Zoricic deadly ski cross crash OUCH! Nick Zoricic died instantly in this Ski Cross crash. I re-played this about a thousand times in super slow motion frame-by-frame, and it is hard to tell why he died. My guess, is that one of the fence poles impaled him at the neck. At least it was a quick death!
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drunk girls easily talked into having naked group shower thumbnail image
drunk girls easily talked into having naked group shower I have a sound theory... it is WAY easier to talk a group of girls into acting like whores. Single one girl out and ask her to be a whore in a shower - in exchange for a free T-Shirt... NO WAY WILL IT HAPPEN. Convince one within a drunk group, and all will follow. WORKS EVERY TIME! (mad props to tanline girl... she went the extra mile!)
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BLOG:  welcome to the titanic... enjoy your ride! thumbnail image
BLOG: welcome to the titanic... enjoy your ride! All aboard... last call for the UJ Titanic! Well my friends, the shitty economy - or as I like to call it... The Vortex Of Suck, has finally gotten a death grip on the UJ Network. But fear not, I have some awesome fappable content for your viewing pleasure...
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self deprecating fat people are awesome at parties thumbnail image
self deprecating fat people are awesome at parties self deprecating fat people with low self esteem can always be the life of the party. This fat broad put on a belly bouncing puppet show for her friends. Who knew that a lifestyle of diabetes, high blood pressure and a dramatically reduced life expectancy could be so much fun!
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guy beats black women with metal pipe at McDonalds thumbnail image
guy beats black women with metal pipe at McDonalds McBeat-Down! McAss-Whooping! two ABWs jumped the counter after the clerk did a standard counterfeit bill check on a $50 bill. The clerk grabbed a pipe and defended himself. He was arrested, but this week, a judge found him not guilty and no charges were pressed. Cracked skull and broken arms for both customers.
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big black bitch beats her boyfriend in ghetto thumbnail image
big black bitch beats her boyfriend in ghetto MANCARD... he has none! classic sound byte: dont no body call the MOTHER FUCKING police - what wrong wit you all? Bitch got some girl power and about 250Lbs on her side! Homeboy did not stand a chance.
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Mandy Moore Naked - leaked hacker photos thumbnail image
Mandy Moore Naked - leaked hacker photos Mandy Moore is the newest celebrity on a long list to have nude photos released by hackers. The authenticity of them is somewhat questionable, so it is highly advisable that you fap to these just to be on the safe side. FYI: Mandy Moore is the star of the new Tron movie, voice of Rapunzel in Tangled, and has a bunch of Teen Pop hits.
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caption my facebook profile photo thumbnail image
caption my facebook profile photo Bring your photo captions! when you are this fugly, you only have your parents to blame. Ugly couples should not be able to legally breed and bring mutants like this into the world! Epic mugshot.
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babysitter scores her anal virginity thumbnail image
babysitter scores her anal virginity Damn, this is one hell of a hot little spinner. Homeboy takes advantage of his situation and goes for the anal virginity. The hottie tosses in some gymnastics handstand moves for the epic first time anal penetration.
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I choose death before erection assistance thumbnail image
I choose death before erection assistance OH HELL NO!!!! I would sooner let my girlfriend bang other dudes before turning my penis into a Reebok pump! This video made my stomach churn more than 2-girls-1-cup!
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woah - look at the tanlines on this hottie thumbnail image
woah - look at the tanlines on this hottie damn, this chick is so fine. she has sexy tanlines and gets fucked hard!
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Captain Poop Patrol - instant karma for bad dog walkers thumbnail image
Captain Poop Patrol - instant karma for bad dog walkers Uh... you might want to think twice about meandering on your merry way after your dog poops in the park. Captain Poop Patrol will pick it up for you, then smear it across your back. Personally I applaud the guy. I hope he figures out a way to deal with cigarette butt tossers too!
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Naked Pizza Dare from hot MFC girl thumbnail image
Naked Pizza Dare from hot MFC girl super hot chick gets naked for the Pizza Delivery Dare. The look on the guys face is priceless... in the end he just stands there like he had no idea what to do now. LOL at all of the MFC tokens chiming.
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rednecks play game of Catch The Arrow with Mountain Lion thumbnail image
rednecks play game of Catch The Arrow with Mountain Lion this mountain lion was leaking like a garden hose when he was playing a game of Catch The Arrow with these rednecks in the woods. Not sure if it is really hunting when your prey is 20 feet away and standing still... but at the same time, mountain lions are known to be extremely dangerous for hikers, dogs, etc.
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hang gliding is so aweso... blaaarrrfffff! thumbnail image
hang gliding is so aweso... blaaarrrfffff! LOL... nice tandem hang glider FAIL! This must be some sort of nightmare of a fathers day gift for this guy... he is pretending to enjoy the experience, however, the projectile vomiting is a bit more of an indication about his level of enjoyment.
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why is this doctor removing a stick from this chicks ass? thumbnail image
why is this doctor removing a stick from this chicks ass? gonna pretend it is a chick because I cannot confirm the gender. That aside... WTF is going on here? is this some sort of torture? Is it a surgical fetish party? Why are all the other doctors standing by with cameras? Is the patient dead? Why was the stick in the ass? Why was it stuck... it could have just been pulled out? so many WTF questions!
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public finger fuck FAIL thumbnail image
public finger fuck FAIL LOL, The editing on this video is just simply superb! WTF were these two thinking - trying to pull this one of while standing on a crowded hotel pool deck.
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Taylor Swift wardrobe malfunction thumbnail image
Taylor Swift wardrobe malfunction Taylor Swift looks like Marilyn Monroe standing on a ventilation duct. Her skirt went up around her neck while on stage singing. She laughed it off and handled it pretty well.
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Minute Man Denied A 2nd Chance thumbnail image
Minute Man Denied A 2nd Chance Cant hate, I would premature bust too. All she would have to do is fart in my general direction and Id instantaneously jizz my pants. That's pretty much what happened to chumpo here - who all but begs for a 2nd chance only to be shutdown with an age-old excuse. Tough break brah.
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Thar She Blows - exploding anal creampie thumbnail image
Thar She Blows - exploding anal creampie this creampie erupted like a whales blowhole. Stand back, this bitch is gonna blow!
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hot college girl doing handstands thumbnail image
hot college girl doing handstands she was trying to say something about why she walks on her hands... but I just muted it and enjoyed the view. I would let a chick like this rent a room in my apartment for free if she did this every day!
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Tory Lane PORN FAIL - insane fit of rage thumbnail image
Tory Lane PORN FAIL - insane fit of rage Tory Lane has two rules. Dont touch her tattoos & dont beat the shit out of her face. Talk about high standards.. but this fiery eyed slut isnt fucking around . One of her costars decides to test her anyway, resulting in a brief but epic rage quit.
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drunk idiot KTFO at Soundset 2011 thumbnail image
drunk idiot KTFO at Soundset 2011 LOL... I think this retards wingman was busy standing in line at the beer tent and was not there to talk his friend out of picking a fight with the biggest guy in the crowd. A dance-off at the Soundset 2011 concert evolved into this jackass getting KTFO. LOL when all of the girls rush to his aid like he was dying. look for the nice thong slip in the middle of the chaos!
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DIY teenage hypnosis FAIL thumbnail image
DIY teenage hypnosis FAIL I WANT TO LEARN HOW TO HYPNOTIZE PEOPLE!!!!! possessing the ability to hypnotize people is seriously on my bucket list. Lesson one: if you are going to send someone into a sleep mode, do not do it while they are standing up and close to sharp edges. This looks like the real deal... the girl appears totally knocked out by the hypnosis in this FAIL video.
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schoolgirl standing on spinning chair FAIL thumbnail image
schoolgirl standing on spinning chair FAIL not exactly a Rhode Scholar or head of the class here... this genius stood on a chair while her friends spun her in circles. As one would guess... she goes flying off the chair and lands on her head in this private school chair FAIL video.
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cute girl blindside purse robbery thumbnail image
cute girl blindside purse robbery Thank you Internet!... this is why I always go through live assuming the worst of everyone. Without any hint of trouble, this a-hole blindsides a woman and knocks her to the ground. Instead of offering a hand, he grabs her purse and casually strolls away. Hopefully someone will identify him and serve up some instant justice.
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naked on the balcony of the Cosmopolitan in Las Vegas

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UV Tanning Tits

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tanlines and nike kicks

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The fishes final stand

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Pot Smokin babes with tanlines

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Tanlines are still hot in the future

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Last one standing

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Mr Potato is shopping for a new fish tank

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flashing her tan titties at the asian market

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standing out in a crowd

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girls forced to swap boyfriends on webcam - in exchange for a few tokens LOL

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Is this really Brittany Spears naked - she got her shit together now NICE

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Dem tanlines...

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Nice tanlines

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college girlfriend has some nice tanlines and shaved pussy

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small tits and tanlines

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I would cum on her from a distance

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Nope - no tanlines on her

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WTF this guy has a mutant cock and the chick does not seem too concerned

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Killer Karoke in Thailand drops contestants into pit of terror LOL

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Spring Break instant Karma douche bag falls out of truck at Daytona Beach

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Her nipple placement and tanlines are perfect for Angry Bird eyes

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love them tanlines on them amateur titties

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so Miley Cyrus is pretty much doing PORN - check out her kinky video

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That is some instant KARMA - arm ripped off in traffic while flipping someone off LOL

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I love POV nude selfies in tanning booths

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she still has a hint of tanlines on that ass - what a great body

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That titty is all tangled in her seat belt SELFIE

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Teen Tanline Selfie Trifecta

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welcome to college - teen nude handstand beer bong time

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this girl got bored of naked keg stands

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Hot actress from ATandT commercials in LESBIAN MOUNTAIN scenes LOL

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tanline wife fucks her black lover hard

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Tanline teen fucks her black BF

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tanlines make her sad

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tanning bed selfies make me happy\

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topless small titty keg stand makes me happy

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Tandem skydive instructor hit in face with shoe - and girl catches it WTF

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stink face selfie in the tanning bed

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nude amageur GF showing off her sunburn tanlines

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