delivery guy gives SURPRISE finger bang
SCORE... best pizza delivery dare ever. Homeboy went in for the Ol SURPRISE ATTACK stinky finger. He was thinking... tip... I got a tip for you - it is called the tip of my finger LOL. 7 comments
surprise backdoor show-stopper PORN FAIL
nothing throws the breaks on a happy fun aggressive pounding like a surprise backdoor. this chick got a full crank of the shaft in her backside, and the show came to an abrupt halt. booooo! 13 comments
HaHa Frisky little dog got a surprise happy ending
Surprise... thank you for petting me! this dog sure had an eye for the girl in the blue dress. Seriously though... what did she think would happen? Not since Monica Lewinsky have stains like this on a blue dress been so amusing! 12 comments
I told you ON MY TITS - Bwwwaaa LOL
Ooops surprise facial! BTW that was no accident. Commentary on this video was so money. Respect... yeah, nope - not from this champ. LOL. 14 comments
she got an unwanted Black Cock surprise
sucking a big black cock apparently comes with many risks... this being one of them. She did not look amused! 37 comments
Queen of beer pong PING PONG ANAL
now this sexy little piece of ass knows how to host a party. Talk about raising the bar on the fine art of beer pong! Just wait for it... you will be surprised how much action shoots out of her gaping asshole! 18 comments
how about some Happy Fun WTF PORN
not a lot of words can be used to sum this one up. totally stumped! The Internets never cease to surprise me. Enjoy this happy fun WTF little porn stump clip. 12 comments
crazy crack HO hits the rock B4 surprise cumshot
WTF, crazy crack ho hit the rock in the middle of a blowjob trick. I think homeboy blew his load as fast as possible so she would GTFO! Gonna take more than two scented tree air-freshener to get the stank from that ho out of the car! 10 comments
cute girl victim of Hi Lo cumshot facial surprise
Ok... this is a nice demonstration of a Hi Lo cumshot surprise... not perfect, far from a 10, but you get the idea. Simple - blast the bitch in the eyes or up the nose with the first shot - which draws the mouth open... then unleash the payload on the second pump! 6 comments
Stoners having Happy Fun amateur sex
these two sure know how to have a good time. they are total retards and completely stoned, but she LOLd when he shot a surprise load in her mouth, and thought it was funny when he tried to jam his dick in her backdoor. The perfect first date fuck buddy kind of girl! 17 comments
another unwanted surprise anal porn FAIL
Oh no, she no likey! With his 2-inch needle dick... amazing that 1 - she felt it, and 2 - it hurt. Send more Anal FAIL videos to uselessjunk.com - this stuff never gets old! 9 comments
travis barker nude photos leaked
Yeah... I typically avoid posting photos of naked dudes, but this one is making some big headlines. Travis Barker posted some pics to his twitter account by accident and they are flying around the net causing quite a stir. I was surprised he didn't have tattoos on his junk! 3 comments
wrong hole pounded - anal virginity acquired
Ooops... my bad, did my cock just make an unwanted appearance in your asshole? Homeboy was pounding away on this chicks pussy when he accidentally jammed it into the backdoor - a very much unwanted surprise for the chick. The anal surprise porn FAIL show stopper! 23 comments
wrong hole anal sex surprise porn FAIL
LOL... this Brazilian porn hottie just got some unwanted surprise anal when the cock went off script and improvised some anal into the scene. Homeboy got a solid 4 inches into her ass before she could bail. Take note of the slap... she was not amused! 18 comments
beware the rogue flying cumshot surprise
This is porn actress Devon Michaels getting a bit of an unwanted and unexpected mouth load of cum. Homeboy had some afterburners on this cumshot and pulled off a well executed swish into her mouth. truth be told... it is NEVER an accident when this happens! 14 comments
wedding proposal faint
LOL, yes... yes... you wanted to surprise your girlfriend with a marriage proposal - Mission Accomplished! This girl was so startled by the marriage proposal that he fainted. 2 comments
amateur anal sex surprise
Anal sex and surprise should never appear in the same sentence together! Guess what the anal sex surprise is... go ahead, you have two guesses! I shudder at the thought of being nearly blackout drunk and gaining a moment of horrific clarity for the surprise. 26 comments
Brittney Jones with Ashton Kutcher cumshot on her back
Apparently Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are splitzville. It is no surprise that Ashton Kutcher has been banging other chicks. Here are some leaked photos of Brittney Jones with some Ashton Kutchar man-sauce on her back. 23 comments
dude... you just got so busted cheating on your GF
LOL... dude you just fucked your world up and got so busted! Homeboy was banging his ex-wife when his girlfriend surprised him by being home from work early. This video actually looks like the real deal. Epic Cock Block! 66 comments
greedy lesbians fight over big black dildo
damn, these bitches are hungry for some big black dildo love. Wait for the end... nice surprise WTF random finish to the video. 7 comments
unexpected surprise during 69
I love surprises... just not when it involves a chicks ass in my face during some happy fun 69 oral sex! 19 comments
backdoor surprise for lesbian girlfriends
fear not... it is not a turd! stay tuned, this hottie has a hidden surprise in her ass waiting for her lesbian friends. 7 comments
Surprise DP
Surprise, you just got some DP! This guy is the ninja roommate. When he catches his buddy banging whores on the couch he does not wait for an invitation. Double Penetration Time Honey! 50 comments
drunk guy locked in bathroom stall - surprise ending
Too drunk to get out of a bathroom stall... this is clearly a sign that the party is just getting started for this guy! After a bit of a surprise ending, it is now time to head to the tattoo parlor for a tattoo across the forehead to immortalize the evening. 9 comments
Webcam porn FAIL
PORN FAIL! this free cam whore was blasting her ass on the free cam when a surprise anal PORN FAIL stole the show. Ooop, my bad. 20 comments
guy eats giant live worm
hey bro, if you have to eat a giant worm, crop the head off first... or put it on a stick and toast it up over a fire. This moron was demonstrating survival in the wild techniques and gave us all a lesson in finding and eating giant live termite worms. It was hard to watch when he chewed them up, but the last one had a nice surprise for him. 9 comments
redneck Mentos and Coke FAIL
wait for it... wait for it.... I was waiting for this 2 liter bottle of code under pressure to knock a few teeth out of this guys head. Instead it delivered a surprise and took off like a rocket when no one expected. 12 comments
webcam chat surprise
no worries... this is not a tranny surprise webcam video - it\'s another chick turns into crazy psycho video and guy gets scared shitless and screams like little bitch video. good times were had by all. 64 comments
romantic beach wedding photos FAIL
Keep your eyes on the surf people! This happy couple just got married on a beach in Hawaii, and when it was time for the wedding photographer to capture the happy couple on the beach, they got a big wedding surprise... a clean-up set of waves! The bride handled it very well, and they will surely have a great wedding day story to tell. 13 comments
hot girl sets up REAR VIEW backside camera
LOL... this hot chick wanted to see what people are doing behind back her after she walks past - so she set up a camera to record the swivel heads and fascinated expressions admiring her from behind. I was surprised to see how many other women were admiring her backside... very cool! 18 comments
naked girl leaves pizza guy speachless
wow... this pizza delivery guy was treated to a nice surprise when a really hot chick answered the door while totally naked. It is good to see someone finally acknowledge that a hot chick is naked... rather than an awkward exchange of money / pizza, he gave her a good up & down look, fumbled over his words and appreciated her nakedness. 108 comments
BMX bike ride into plywood sign
good grief... NO FEAR, No common sense, no helmet, no brains, and probably no health insurance. The crowed cheered this idiot into racing his BMX bike at full speed into a plywood sign. It did not end well... big surprise there. Next stop - the hospital. 6 comments
surprise - you just got cum blasted in the face
this chick LOL's when she gets blasted in the face with cum in this long distance cumshot. I like this chick... she is a keeper! 18 comments
Mrs Claus has a surprise for you
no worries... this one is SFW! Mrs Clause could not wait until Christmas to share her surprise with her husband. I am guessing that he is in the Army - overseas in Iraq this holiday, so she sent him this gift to keep him going this holiday season. 25 comments
drunk couple fucks in front of strangers on train
the drunk couple remained either totally oblivious or keenly focused on the task at hand despite a crowd of surprised bar-crowd train passengers gathering to see the public display of debauchery. Taunts from strangers, comments about the dudes hairy ass, and a mob of cameras in their face were not enough to break this loving display of sex. 33 comments
driver side airbag baked into birthday cake
SURPRISE! Oh man this was such a bad idea to put a driver side air bag inside a birthday cake. it is obvious they underestimated the force of the airbag when it deploys, and they also did not calculate how far and wide the birthday cake would spray. 11 comments
giant bull elephant charges minivan
HIT THE GAS AND GTFO!!!! kind of funny to see this giant bull elephant hiding hiding in the bushes trying to surprise cars as they drive past. he waits patiently, then springs out of the bushes like a cat stalking it's prey. 5 comments
compilation of barbaric Black Friday shoppers
get your Nike's laced up... tighten the chin strap your bash hat, and get ready to rumble -- it is Black Friday time! For those of you not living in the USA, this is a glimpse into the infamous super-discount frenzy shopping day called Black Friday... the day after Thanksgiving. I think I'll stick to shopping online, but might surprise drop-kick my wife into a wall so I can pretend I was a part of the action too! 27 comments
knock knock
kid gets a surprise when he knocks on the door of this backyard playhouse. I do the same thing when the Jehovah's Witness folks roll up to my crib. 2 comments
porn FAIL - Anal FAIL
imagine that... shoving your ass in a chicks shit hole can sometimes go badly. When In-N-Out burgers caters your porn shoot, you can rest assured that the anal sex scenes will not be without some surprises! this bitch was hot too... give her another baby-wipe and tag me in... I am ready to go! 48 comments
