WTF we have a SPITTER bitch gonna get her ass kicked for this bullshit! thanks for sucking my dick and taking a mouthful of my man sauce, but that was a gift for you. Very disrespectful and rude not to swallow it honey. Shennanigans like this can get you five across the eyes!
she got an unwanted Black Cock surprise sucking a big black cock apparently comes with many risks... this being one of them. She did not look amused!
Motorboating bikini girls - YOU DOING IT WRONG looks like Phil Dalhausser should stick to Olympic Beach Volley Ball because his kind of sucks at motorboating girls around the lake. I would be so pissed about having my expensive sunglasses lost in the lake because of this idiot... oh and having my teeth knocked out would be a bummer too!
Katy Perry Sex Tape - Katy Perry Fucks Elmo Kinky little muppet elmo wants to fuck some Katy Perry pussy... and what elmo wants - elmo gets! Suck my cock Katy Perry!
black stripper chicks brawl in club locker room Them black bitchez got some tempers on them! Funny thing about this, they were fighting over a $10 tip dispute... but now both of them lost their hair weaves which cost about $100 bucks. They sure suck at math!
racist white girl tricked into BBC pussy gets destroyed This racist porn girl hates black people but she was blindfolded and tricked into sucking and fucking a big black cock. Her pussy got destroyed by a big black penis and she left the porn set with her pussy bleeding and totally ruined.
Hulk Hogan Sex Video - Hogan Blows Best Some Hulk Hogan Sex video stills - akin to bigfoot sighting quality and clarity - they SUCK! Terry Hulk Hogan has traded up after his divorce and got himself filmed by his new fuck buddy. The Hulk Hogan sex video is about to hit the web any day now.
slapping cock sucking cougar in face PORN FAIL the term Cougar is loosely used in the world of porn. Generally it is a code word for nasty old crackhead whore banging some pathetic younger loser in exchange for a rock of crack. As you see in this PORN FAIL, it is never a good idea to slap a MILF Cougar in the face... even if you need to wake her up.
funny MILF blowjob puke PORN FAIL LOL... ya think she would have gotten the hang of the cock sucking thing by now! This skanky MILF lets out some of the funniest goddamn noises before she starts to blow chunks all over the room. PORN FAIL
stripper chick flips midget upside down and sucks him off LOL, midgets are just funny to watch doing just about anything, but seeing some stripper chick spin a midget in the air and then suck him off.. that my friends is comedy gold!
skinny hipster dork bangs insanely hot chick not fair! amateur chick is way too smokin hot for this bean-pole hipster loser. god my life sucks!
hot babes naked snowboarding hell yeah! not only are these chicks hot and naked on the ski slope, but they can actually ride their snowboards - NUDE (well most of them anyway). The ones who suck at boarding will more than make up for it later in the hot tub.
BLOG: welcome to the titanic... enjoy your ride! All aboard... last call for the UJ Titanic! Well my friends, the shitty economy - or as I like to call it... The Vortex Of Suck, has finally gotten a death grip on the UJ Network. But fear not, I have some awesome fappable content for your viewing pleasure...
porn FAIL phone ringing on set is that a Tetris ringtone? this porn chick is having all kinds of fun on the porn set dancing to ringtones and sucking some dick. not STFU and get back to work honey, I got some STDs to share!
Tori Spelling husband accidentally tweets her boobs on twitter DOH! Tori Spellings husband meant to post a photo of their son, but failed to realize that Tori Spelling was topless in the background with her tits hanging out. Sucks to be him right now... she must be soooooo pissed!
her boyfriend sold her off as a sex slave hey... the economy sucks in Russia too! Her boyfriend sold her as a sex slave for about 30 bucks and two bottles of Vodka. Sounds like a good deal for all!
the queen of multi-tasking sucking cock while settling some bills by talking on the phone with a customer service rep... now this chick is talented.
Epic iPhone blowjob breakup video Damn baby, that is so cold... but fucking awesome! this little hottie broke up with her boyfriend over the phone... while sucking another guys dick. His reaction and disbelief was epic!
female GameStop employee blowjob in the breakroom Hell yeah... nerdy losers who love videos games get chicks too! this cute little GameStop employee knows how to suck a dick.
college party amateur cum FAIL college freshman cutie was trying to impress the guys at the frat house by sucking cocks in the bathroom during a party. She was not quite prepared for the massive cum load that his her in the back of the throat. You will get better with more practice... hang in there honey!
BLOG: The UselessJunk.com Plus 1 Project another random BLOG: Visitor Project... SEARCH FOR USELESSJUNK ON GOOGLE AND PLUS 1 THE SITE! Maybe it is because I just suck and became irrelevant online, or maybe it is a big conspiracy by google to abolish me and my fellow Crazy Fd Up Video webmaster friends. 5 years ago, about 50%++ of my traffic came from google... now I get about 1%, BUT...
idiot on scooter pulls in front of taxi the biggest threat to any Chinaman is himself! these people suck so bad at driving cars... and suck even more at driving scooters. Looks like that helmet did not do much to save his stupid ass.
father runs over own child with car Oh shit... this sucks! looks like dad was heading out to run some errands while his son was supposed to stay home with mom... one problem, he followed dad to the car - but dad did not see him. Thank god he did not roll over the kids head. Hopefully he will be ok!
hot chick tries to kill guy by sitting on face hey bro, your head is turning purple, and sucking gasses out of her ass does not qualify as oxygen. The chick is annoyed when homeboy tries to move and gasp for air. I guess this is the shit fat dudes with no game have to put up with in order to get their dicks wet!
Serena... is that a huge clit or a tiny penis? yo Serena, baby... you got the biggest black clit I ever seen, or you packing a tiny black dick! the way this dude is sucking on that noodle, I was waiting for a money shot!
Drugs Make Girls Obnoxious She\'s drunk, high and/or possibly retarded... all of which adequately explain why she\'s fucking a dude that has less hair than Mr. Magoo and singing along to shitty techo beats. The real question is... who\'s dick did she have to suck for that badassical Santa Clause skirt? I dig it.
LOL snake bites models boob this model was taming a snake for a photo shoot, but the snake saw something he really liked and too a big bite out of it. As an expert in the area of life saving techniques, I would have promptly sprung to her aid by sucking the snake venom out of the wound.
best party clown ever! I am not a big fan of clowns, but this girl for hire will be a hit at just about any part for any occasion. She sucks at making elephants and swords, but if you want to see her simulate masturbation with a balloon, she is aces.
total porn FAIL and meltdown WE HAVE MELTDOWN! wow honey... do not quit your day job - you suck at the porn! This train wreck covered all of the porn FAIL bases... her ass was too tight for anal, she broke down in tears, gagged on the cum, swallowed the money shot... to mention a few of her blunders. certified PORN FAIL.
crazy vehicle collision aftermath ok... I do not care where you live... driving on 90% of the highways in the USA sucks right now because of hazardous conditions due to snow. check out how this car ended up after hitting a geek patrol volkswagen bug.
motorcycle vs stupid asian driver alll joking aside, WHY DO ASIANS SUCK SO BAD AT DRIVING? in this case, you cannot even blame the inherent lack of peripheral vision... this jackass simply tried to pass a motorcycle on the inside of a blind turn & ended up fucking up everyone in both lanes!
body builder chick fucks you you don\'t fuck the body builder chick... she fucks you. when you have sex with a horny chick who can snap your pathetic ass like a twig, you do what ever the hell she wants. Sometimes it means being flipped upside down and forced to suck her mini-man sized testosterone infused penis clit.
Full Metal Jacket Christmas Another UJ Christmas Classic... Full Metal Jacket Christmas style! who's the cocksucker who just signed his own death warrant!
stepfather unloads massive cumshot on daughter she went way over her minutes on her cell phone so her new daddy took the phone away. if she wanted to get her phone back, she had to earn it by sucking her stepfathers dick. dad unloaded a massive cumshot, and she got her phone back. everyone lived happily ever after, THE END.
would you... would you... if you could? look at the rack on her... nice face & she even giggled when you sucked that ice pop up and down. One small problem with this package though... are you willing to look past the baggage that this chick comes with?
grilfriend freaks out when she tastes cum this is fucked up... all Japanese chicks will suck on raw eels and turds, but apparently a mouthful of cum is going too far. As a keen observer, I have concluded that she is married, because a chick looking to wrangle a man into marriage will swallow with a smile.
teaching a kid to ride a bike can be frustrating kids, make sure you wear a helmet when learning to ride a bike because if you suck and don't grasp the simple concept, dad is going to go psycho!
pedo bear finally catches one - but she is 18 she is 18, so game on little bear! this chick sucks off the bear and takes his sauce across the grill.
lights out for this BMX biker BMX superstar Matt Hoffman comes up a bit short on a BMX bike jump over a double bump. His bike was fine, but he hit with suck force that we went down for the count and took a long nap in front of clueless spectators. and it goes without saying... of course he WAS NOT wearing a helmet... that would be so un-cool to wear a safety helmet!
suck the elephant - LOL come on... suck the elephant... lick his ass - LICK HIS ASS! short simple, LOL - awesome. wish this video was longer because it is comedy gold.
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