Absurdly awesome Exorcist porn parody
Nothing pisses the devil off more than being reamed in the ass with a Jesus dildo! Damn I just love over-the-top stupid porn parodies. Bad porn is so good! 5 comments
drunk urination LAX arrest video of Twilight actor
LOL Twilight actor Bronson Pelletier was totally blasted drunk out of his mind and pissed on the floor of the terminal after being kicked off of a plane at LAX. For those of you who have no idea who he is (like me), he played the role of Jared in the Twilight movie. 10 comments
Motorboating bikini girls - YOU DOING IT WRONG
looks like Phil Dalhausser should stick to Olympic Beach Volley Ball because his kind of sucks at motorboating girls around the lake. I would be so pissed about having my expensive sunglasses lost in the lake because of this idiot... oh and having my teeth knocked out would be a bummer too! 23 comments
drunk girl pisses like dog into backyard pool
her father spends hours each week trying to figure out why the PH Levels in the pool are always fucked up... now the truth comes out. Classy girl seems like she would be fun to party with. Call me - I will bring the beer! 14 comments
parenting FAIL of the year - skateboarding dad
WTF was this idiot skateboarding father thinking! Some people are simply just not meant to breed... like this bad dad. Oddly, I bet this would piss a lot more people off if he did this with a puppy in his arms instead of a child. 76 comments
Tori Spelling husband accidentally tweets her boobs on twitter
DOH! Tori Spellings husband meant to post a photo of their son, but failed to realize that Tori Spelling was topless in the background with her tits hanging out. Sucks to be him right now... she must be soooooo pissed! 37 comments
the bull wins - matador has very bad day
Finally nice to see a matador get totally jacked up by a bull. Watch the slow motion part of the video where you see his face literally get ripped off of his skull by the bulls horns. It does however piss me off that the bull did not earn the right to live. That is just total bullshit! 23 comments
and now... The Ultimate Trick - FAIL
Oh... mom is gonna be so pissed when she sees the mess these two idiots made! The ultimate trick ends up being the ultimate FAIL. Wait for it... Wait for it... 17 comments
piss bong fetish porn
WTF is wrong with some people? Surprising to see that this loving couple is white - not Japanese! Not sure how wrapping your wife in saran wrap and then forcing piss down her throat can be a sexual turn-on, but they seem like a happy couple. 8 comments
Uncensored drunk chick pissing on cruise ship deck
Sweet... this is the full uncensored version of the chick pulling down her bikini to piss all over the cruise ship deck - while people eat lunch at a cafe 10 feet away. If I saw this, I would invite her back to my cabin for some sexy time. Bonus - nice shaved pussy on her too! 66 comments
amateur porn - sister angry when brother cums on her dress
sometimes when you are into DIY porn at home, you need to practice on your sister before luring whores from Craigslist into your lair. This dudes sister got all kinds of pissed off when he shot his load on the back of her skirt. she did not seem to mind the ass fucking, but the cumshot crossed the line. 106 comments
cute chick pissing on busy sidewalk
this hot little piece of ass hiked up her skirt and pissed on the sidewalk right in front of crowds of people. this reminds me of the chick who got kicked hard in the ass while pissing in public. 14 comments
cute chick at Octoberfest pisses in a beer stein
when in Germany, do as the Germans do... which means attend the Church of Fudge, attend a beer festival, and of course, drink your own piss! this hot chick in her sexy Oktoberfest beer wench dress pissed in her stein, then enjoyed the warm cup-o-piss. 29 comments
WTF - chick pisses all over her carpet on webcam show
WTF honey? sure, pissing can be fun and sexy sometimes, but what the hell is ya doing pissing all over the carpet in your bedroom? that room must stink like a dirty locker room piss basin at a rock concert. she is still mega hittable, but still... damn baby. 75 comments
WTF - guy jumps to safety but leaves dog behind
WTF man... this does not look like an accident! this sick twisted fuck appears to play chicken with a train... which is fine, but the bastard brought his dog along for the game. I would love to see this guy get blasted by the train - and the dog pissing on his decapitated skull. 46 comments
woman pissing on sidewalk has purse stolen while squatting
WTF is going on in Russia? it is bad enough they use sandpaper - or bare hands for toilet tissue, but people piss and shit on the sidewalk when nature calls. this woman had her pants around her ankles while pissing on the sidewalk and was too distracted to notice a thief walk right up to her and snatch her purse. she seemed a bit confused at the end of the clip. 14 comments
hot chick fucks lucky snowman
this chick fucked one lucky snowman. she was smart and kept herself warm by pouring hot burning wax on her body while grinding away. LOL when the snowman falls on her after she pisses on him. oh the tales this girls neighbors could tell! 39 comments
psycho open fires on school board members
I think he was pissed off because the football coach wouldn't allow his son to play quarterback on the HS team. After 8 years as QB / RB in the daddy-ball league he coached, he didn't understand why his son was a bench warmer. Oddly, he is a terrible shot and didn't land a single bullet - except for the one he put into his own head for the kill shot. 48 comments
crazy jap - flying sex
there go them Japs again with their crazy porn. this chick flys 500ft in the sky paragliding while masturbating, then pisses and shits on the people milling about minding their own business below. fucked up! 10 comments
she pissed on her friends head on this nude beach
I think she got bitten in the face by a jelly fish. Apparently if you have a jelly fish sting, the best way to neutralize the sting is to have a friend piss on you. In this case her friend was quick to strip down naked and give her a golden shower in front of a crowd of people on the beach. 45 comments
the pissing bandit
WTF... this chick sits down on a bench in a public park, pulls down her panties and pisses. The dude is sitting on the bench with a \"WTF you doing?\" look on his face. LOL. 56 comments
superhero sex - Robin bangs the Bat Girl
I guess Robin is not a homo! The Bat Girl is a is a dirty little whore and lets Robin have his way with her while chillin in the bat cave. Batman gonna be pissed off when he goes down on that saucy pussy! 51 comments
chick gets all kinds of pissed off during gangbang
ok... this is really f'ing funny when the bitch starts getting all kinds of pissed off in the middle of a gangbang video shoot. Seriously... why was she pissed off when someone busted a nut on her arm? what was she expecting? 9 comments
Preston from BangBros messed up porn scene
hey Preston, you just fucked up your own camera with some man sauce! Preston gets an insane blowjob from Gianna Michaels and tosses his sauced in about 30 seconds. The irony here is that he as gotten pissed off at other actors in the past who have done pretty much the same premature ejaculation fail... MORE! 102 comments
chick gets pissed off when dog rejects her pussy
poor girl spotted on fappableNOW wants to get her pussy eaten, but this dog wants no part of it. despite yelling at the dog and forcing his head into her lap, he totally rejects her. FAIL! 176 comments
dude pisses in chicks mouth at busy train station
damn... people walk past like nothing is going on - they must see this kind of public porn all the time in Russia, or wherever the hell they are. I love it when the chick gags and looks like she is ready to hurl as the dude pisses in her mouth. 52 comments
douche bag goes kung fu on little puppy
yo man... this fucker needs a good old fashioned curb stomping for this one! I guess he was pissed off that his girlfriend wouldn't give him head, so he went all kinds of kung-fu on her dog when he took it for a walk. Seriously, why the hell would anyone do this to a dog? I could understand if the dog was being a shit, but this little dude was all kinds of mellow. 169 comments
look daddy I is being humiliated
amazing that hot chicks like this would totally degrade themselves for only a few hundred bucks. she wasn't into the 'Mommy and Daddy' dialogue, but apparently blowing motorboat bubbles in a tub full of piss was just fine. 83 comments
male strippers from hell
this could only happen in New Jersey! For a nominal fee of $160, they'll piss in your closet, steal your belongings and bang the shit out of your mom on video camera. Quite the bargain! 9 comments
chick are always happy when caught peeing
I have 100's of examples & photographic proof that chicks are incapable of being cunty bitches while they are peeing. every girl who has ever been caught on camera while pissing is happy and beaming with joy. 51 comments
hot blonde pissing while eating her Cheerios
I got this awesome mail-order-bride from russia. She is a hot piece of ass, but she isn't house-broken yet. LOL at the toilet being about 10 feet away from the couch. The .gif image of this has been floating around for a while, but finally we have the video for you! 64 comments
fat dude should not be allowed to fuck such hot young chick
Ok... that's it! this pisses me off... I mean really pisses me off. So much that I just punched myself in the face in a fit of rage. It is wrong - so wrong and unfair that this fat dirty piece of shit is getting to fuck such a hot young chick. My life totally sucks! 16 comments
hot chick squirting pussy juice outside nightclub
this chick is drunk off her ass and puts on a great show for a group of people outside a nightclub. she hikes up her skirt, flashes her tits, then unloads some vaginal squirt. some people call it piss while others call it squirt. She finishes this classy act by lapping it up off the pavement like a cute little kitten. 66 comments
old man kicks chick pissing in public - FULL Video
finally the full video. we've all seen this gif image of the getting kicked by an old man while chick pissing in public - but now you can see the whole video & the events that led up to the kick. The video quality is really crap, but it is funny to see how ballsy this chick was to flash, strip & piss in front of so many people at a bus stop. 80 comments
young wife struggles to get two dildos in ass
this poor girl is having the hardest time navigating a second dildo into her ass. she tries and tries and eventually gets the second one in. Her husband comes late into the frame, but just pisses on her head instead of lending a hand or fucking her in the ass. seriously... WTF? 58 comments
anal creampie blooper catches cameraman in crossfire
I hope this cameraman got some double-time pay for this porn shoot. it's one thing being hit with a stray vaginal squirt / piss fountain, but being splashed with another dudes creampie shooting out of some whores ass is a whole other discussion. 55 comments
this cute chick pisses in the sandbox like a kitten
like a kitten in a litterbox, this cute chick pulls her bikini bottom to the side and then pisses in the sand. Quick related joke... why don\'t chicks like to drink beer on the beach... because they don\'t like sand in their Schlitz! 3 comments
slumber party turns into girls pants peeing contest
The local blockbuster video rental store was out of copies of Twilight so these girls occupied themselves by demonstrating total loss of bladder control. the all pissed in their jeans and covered the kitchen in urine. classy bitches! 31 comments
hot chick flashes at very crowded subway station
this is awesome... some hot chick flashes her tits and pussy on a crowded set of public stairs. everyone walks past like she isn\'t even there. to top off her show, she pisses on the stairs in front of all of the people. I would totally sit down next to her and fap to her! 48 comments
classy blonde beauty drinks a piss enema
woah... this one is a keeper. she is a beautiful princess with a bit of a wild side to her. she loves to try anything you are up for. she will drink your piss and let you shit in her mouth if it makes you happy. 54 comments
