romantic beach wedding photos FAIL
Keep your eyes on the surf people! This happy couple just got married on a beach in Hawaii, and when it was time for the wedding photographer to capture the happy couple on the beach, they got a big wedding surprise... a clean-up set of waves! The bride handled it very well, and they will surely have a great wedding day story to tell. 13 comments
grilfriend freaks out when she tastes cum
this is fucked up... all Japanese chicks will suck on raw eels and turds, but apparently a mouthful of cum is going too far. As a keen observer, I have concluded that she is married, because a chick looking to wrangle a man into marriage will swallow with a smile. 11 comments
wedding dance on side of road is bad idea
wow... at first I thought this was a staged / fake video, but it delivered some real action. This newly married Russian couple quickly learned that the ceremonial first dance is best held in doors at a reception hall - not on the side of a busy road with cars flying past at stupid speeds. 7 comments
are you done yet?
this sexy chick just got divorced and is back in the game again. now that she is dating again, it is time to open wide and learn to swallow cum again. being married, it has been about 10 years since the bitch had to swallow! 33 comments
LOL - this is why I will not let my wife go to a personal fitness trainer
LOL... now I know why my wife loves to go to the gym. I love it in the fitness trainer video when they say \"I feel so comfortable with Teddy because he is married\" HA! I'm going to be a bit more suspicious next time she says she wants to get a personal trainer. 13 comments
Married With Children - The Porno
these porn actors do a great Al & Peggy Bundy impression. We seem to be missing the scene with Kelly Bundy, so we\'ll have to settle with Peggy for now. 41 comments
once you go urban - you can never go back
this very pretty but not so smart woman married an 'urban' man. she explained how he tried going to a doctor to cure his 'urban' but found out that once you go urban, it cannot be undone. Oh how I miss the good 'Ol Newly Wed show! 15 comments
holly sampson - Tiger Woods banged this porn star
might have been when he and his wife were dating and not married yet, but damn... this guy could have banged anyone on the planet (and pretty much did), but why so many low budget porn stars and cocktail waitresses? it is shocking that Tiger didn't get his balls busted a whole hell of a lot sooner! 39 comments
daughter tweaks moms nipple at restaurant
Mom just got re-married so the new daddy wanted to take everyone out for some family bonding. The outing evolved into mom and daughter tweaking each others nipples and flashing tits while waiting for their food. Ya just gotta love women from Kentucky! 60 comments
wicked awesome Rachel Uchitel cameltoe
Look at the awesome cameltoe on Rachel Uchitel - go tiger go... tap that fine piece of ass! this is a series of photos of Rachel Uchitel - AKA Tiger Woods' Mistress / Home-wrecking whore. Tiger is such a dumbass for getting married - with his money and fame, he could keep a houseful of whores like this to fuck him all day everyday when he is not on the golf course. 27 comments
damn... bitch is like a human billiard table
this bitch has a gumby ass and pussy and it is full of all kinds of marbles, balls, and fingers. I hope this chick is married because that pussy is all kinds of busted up and her ass is turning inside out - a la prolapse. Unless she gets fucked by a horse, any dude is going to swish when hitting that train wreck. 59 comments
Paulina Porizkova topless on beach with ugliest man on the planet
I remember when 80s super-hottie supermodel Paulina Porizkova married Ric Ocasek - lead singer for The Cars. Everyone thought she was nuts and only after his money... now we realize it was all about his good looks. She is still looking great for a woman in her mid 40s! 35 comments
bride-to-be gets facial at her hen party
this is a new tradition at hen parties. the bride is required to get one last facial from a stranger before getting married the next day. Traditions for men remain the same... we are required to piss our money on whores at strip clubs before getting kicked out for trying to lick a nipple. 95 comments
Hot Blonde sucking big cock
Here is a video of some hot married chick I used to bang in Tampa, Florida. I hope your husband don\'t see this, lol 5 comments
Best First Dance Ever!
They just got married and this is their first dance as man and wife. 1 comments