F-ing Machine makes camgirl shit herself LOL
Yep... shit happens! Sexy camgirl was getting that ass blasted by Ye Olde fucking machine when some shit happened. LOL when she GTFO and squirted some sauce all over her sexy kneesocks. note: Show Us Your Doodie by FireSideWranglers from Oz. 23 comments
Casino security catches SLUT-machine blowjob
Jackpot! talk about inserting some tokens in that slut machine! Remember people... security cameras are EVERYWHERE in Las Vegas. What happens in Vegas never stays in Vegas! 12 comments
WTF horrible parenting FAIL at laundromat
OMG... I know homeboy was just messing around with his kid, but the damn machine started and would not open. Mom and dad go into panic mode while the kid gets tumbled. Horrible parenting FAIL. I hope the kid is ok! 29 comments
Nude Performance Art FAIL
first date Nude Performance Art FAIL. how is this for awkward... in her online profile, she said she was into art and theater and loved live performances. LOL when the chick is mortified by the machine gun penis performance. 26 comments
teenage sons prank mom with fake house fire
oh man... this is one of the best set-ups ever for a practical joke. These two sons will be doing some major extra chores after scaring the daylights out of their mother with this fake fire. With some clever use of a fog machine, strobe light & red spot light, they sent mom screaming out of the house. funny that her first thought was about the dog... not the family inside... hmmmmm. 11 comments
hot teen broke the fucking machine
damn, this chicks pussy was too much for the fucking machine to handle. She was double stuffed by the fucking machine and when she exploded into orgasm, the machine threw a rod and practically caught on fire. If this chick could destroy a machine with her pussy, imagine what she would do to your cock! 29 comments
turkey plucking machine
huh... this might be hard for some to watch, but it is an interesting look at modern methods for plucking a turkey (in this case a chicken). I know that my food sometimes goes through strange preparation processes - and as always I just like to see it when it lands on my dinner plate. 11 comments
dude gets ponytail tangled in weightlifting machine
LOL... is this guy for real? as if the greasy ponytail on this overweight NY tough-guy wannabee wasn't bad enough... look at the 80's era tiger tapestry hanging in his weight room in his apartment. It smells like a staged video, but he really does seem to get his hair knotted up pretty good in his weight lifting machine. 3 comments
Efukt: Condom Fail - quick... throw her down a flight of stairs
That's what happens when you buy contraceptives out of vending machines. I've been there / done this - just get her drunk and push her down some stairs if you need a quickie abortion. At least she was hot - it would be worse if he knocked up a skanky fat mouth-breathing beast. 32 comments
Tiger woods huge fart at 2009 Buick Open PGA Golf
Tiger Woods was waiting in the fairway of the 18th hole of the 2009 Buick Open - on his way to victory when the PGA tour cameras and microphone picked up the sound of a huge fart from the fairway. It was a rare moment when Tiger and his caddie Steve actually acknowledged the spectators in the gallery and laughed at the practical joke from a fart machine. 10 comments
Terminator robot is a fucking machine for hottie
this hot bitch does a solo fuck scene with a giant sex bot equipped with all kinds of dildos and sex toys. good thing she didn't try the saw blade dildo - with the saw still attached! 55 comments
Ba Ba Booey from stern show shot in face with squirt cum
Ha Ha - Gary Dell'Abate - AKA Ba Ba Booey got sprayed in the face when a chick in the studio squirted from a fucking machine. Off air, he was really pissed off and rushed out to get an HIV test. 27 comments
Drink Machine Sprays Old Lady
A drink machine super-soaks a woman, then she takes a digger on the wet floor. The employee of the month watching the whole thing does nothing to help. 61 comments
Vending Machine Drop-Kick
a vending machine took a kids money then bogarted the chips. the vending machine got the smack-down for displaying such greed. 13 comments
Altered States 1980s
This poor guy I knew Wayne the Church was going to hook him up to a machine beacuse Lucifer 0 comments
Human semen machine goes off!
Real or fake? I want whatever this guy\'s taking to fire off these missles. 45 comments
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