slapping cock sucking cougar in face PORN FAIL
the term Cougar is loosely used in the world of porn. Generally it is a code word for nasty old crackhead whore banging some pathetic younger loser in exchange for a rock of crack. As you see in this PORN FAIL, it is never a good idea to slap a MILF Cougar in the face... even if you need to wake her up. 8 comments
Timmy touched her pussy so Timmy got KTFO
Timmy learned the hard way that spring break drunk whore stalking comes with risks... lesson 1 - fat losers over 40 have no business on the beach. lesson 2 - before shoving your finger in a random whores pussy, be ready to offer her a free I Am A Whore t-shirt as a peace offering before you get KTFO! 17 comments
surfer walks up on teen Sandy lesbian beach sex
LOL, a group of surfers in Hawaii walked up on Teen Sandy and a friend having some girl on girl lesbian beach sex. I think this haole was ready to get in on the action - or certainly get a closer look. LOL - mahalo ladies! 12 comments
Losing virginity on camera with russian girl
WTF, this Russian girl is really hot, legal, but I seriously think she might be totally retarded in the head. Is life that bad in Russia that losers like this can have their way with beautiful women like her? 44 comments
donkey punch porn FAIL
LOL... you can see the actress getting progressively closer to her breaking point - unfortunately, she erupted into rage right in the middle of the money shot and fucked up the whole thing. Video was about 45 min long... I chopped it down to a few highlights. enjoy! 39 comments
idiot runns head first full speed into steel door
yep... that was dumb! I wonder what kind of bet he lost - that required the loser to run full speed into a steel door. I do have to give him credit. He did not put his hands up or hesitate when following through on his dash into the door. 16 comments
cop laughs at fat guy during arrest
when an arresting officer has his gun drawn on you during a traffic stop - and then begins laughing when you lift up your shirt, it might be a wake up call for the diet to begin. This is like the Biggest Loser of weight loss and COPS TV show all wrapped up in one. 4 comments
Hawaii honeymoon - 911 trip to hospital
a romantic honeymoon in Hawaii came to an unpleasant end when this couple ventured out onto a jetty to get a closer look at the surf. Too bad they did not notice a clean-up set of waves coming right at them! With no where to go, they got rag-dolled across the rocks and scored an extended vacation in the hospital. 21 comments
there are no winners in this contest
even the winners are losers in this IN THE DARK identify that smell challenge. If I were tricked into this bullshit, I would play the beat the shit out of the show producer game. 11 comments
giant bird vs alternative energy source
looks like this giant buzzard wanted a much closer look at this alternative energy - wind turbine technology. He apparently got a little too arrogant with his ability to time the wind turbine propellers correctly and never got a 3rd look at it. 12 comments
chick exposes giant tits while working out
this is like a Biggest Loser last chance workout. sure... she has another 20 to drop, but hopefully the weight loss won't all come from her massive cans. Not sure WTF kind of gum this is, but it almost looked like a real workout with a personal trainer. 19 comments
ladies fitness workout technique - sign me up!
in the spirit of the popular TV show - The Biggest Loser... I'm calling for a spin off called The Biggest Winners - starring this buff woman. She demonstrates proper workout technique for the upper body - and wore a very smart sports bra so that we can truly see her abs and arms in action during the sets and reps. I feel inspired and motivated! 5 comments
creepy fat old dude screams when he cums on teen
I seriously need to set up a fake porn studio so I could bang hot tight chicks for about $250 per throw. This fat loser screams like a retard when he cums on this young first timer, then gives her some cash before telling her to GTFO! 69 comments
dude gets shamed when tosses sauce without warning
ooops.... I tossed me sauce! homeboy cannot contain his ejaculation when 3 hotties start to work him over. The chicks all laugh and humiliate the rookie for being such a loser. MORE 73 comments
dolphin leaps out of holding tank at Sea World
yikes... this dolphin was either trying to get closer to the cute show trainer, or wanted to GTFO of the circus lifestyle. Watch as the trainers have no idea how to handle the situation. Take note as the dolphins remaining in the tank gather to watch their buddy who went to legendary other site of the tank. 28 comments
worst attempt at a stand-in fluffer cumshot
you sir are a pathetic failure. really... how hard is it to fuck a hot chick and cum on her face? this loser can't blow his load, so a stand-in tosses some hand lotion on this chicks face in an attempt to fake the cumshot. side note: chick looks a while lot like Sandra Bullock. 45 comments
show boobs - or the chick dies!
if you don't show your boobs to this guy on chat roulette, the chick gets moved closer to the snake. If you don't show your boobs, THE CHICK WILL DIE! (hey bro... might want to do an age check before soliciting boobs) 76 comments
LOL at this tiny needle dick - I would kill myself
Holy shit... could you imagine looking down past your fat pathetic gut only to see this tiny 2 inch needle dick. Sure he is getting sucked off by a halfway decent chick and all.. and she is going balls deep on him, but bwwwwaaaaahhhhh... what a needle dick loser. (would have been funnier if he was black) 102 comments
wow - look at this perfect young tight package
damn, this bitch has a tight sexy body and has her ass pounded by this total loser. wait for the end... she has some extra tricks in her portfolio of porn. 98 comments
biggest loser face sitting torture challenge
if there is a hell, it looks something like this video. I also imagine that all of the 72 virgins awaiting each suicide bomber look something like this. could you imagine what that fat gash smells like *shudders* 50 comments
WTF - are all pizza delivery guys
OK... WTF is wrong with these delivery boy homos? if a sexy whore answers the door with no pants on, I'm gonna hit on you. Even if you are ugly, I'm gonna try to roll this opportunity into a blowjob. the guy in this video is yet another disappointing loser who barely even checks this hottie out. 75 comments
rare and candid look inside a female locker room
funny peek inside the exercise routine of women behind closed doors inside an exercise locker room. I'm guessing they just saw the season premier of The Biggest Loser on CBS Television and wanted to see which one of them was a bigger loser... funny ending! 22 comments
she is talking to you and called you a pathetic loser
wow... LOL, I think this bitch can see through your computer! This video will hit pretty hard for some of you because I suspect that many of you are pathetic fucks with your dick in your hand jerking off to someone who is way out of your league and will never let your dick within 10 feet of her pussy or mouth. ha ha. 88 comments
no mulligan for this female suicide bomber
allah don\'t offer no mulligans for failed suicides. this female muslim hottie done gone and got herself all kinds of blowed up. how much of a loser does one have to be to fuck up a suicide mission like this. I\'m also pretty sure that there will be no afterlife swag for failed missions in Allahville. 2 comments
happy fun failed suicide rips mans face open
this guy sucked at life and wanted to kill himself... and he sucked at that too and totally failed. what a loser. now he has no face. hopefully he'll get it right next time. 68 comments
Haha.. What A Loser...
This is someone who i fucking hate.. i got drunk and he snapped a whole bunch of photos of me being sick.. so i hacked his computer and found this dumb ass fucking video of him.. he thinks he is a badass mother fucker.. hes not so tough. hes a bitch. so im posting this for people to make fun of him.. (He doesnt know tho) haha 8 comments
Leaked tape of Michael Phelps taunting losers
wow... I didn\'t see this one coming. Michael Phelps did a little shoving and taunting after winning his 7th gold medal in the Bejing Olympics. 190 comments
birth of asian groping
Socialism, bringing people closer together. could you imagine doing this on a train in the United States... being mashed against a rancid bum with urine & spam stained clothing? 59 comments
teenage girls steal girlscout cookie money
two total loser teens rip of $160 bucks from a girlscout and laugh about the crime in front of news cameras. The blonde chick is now in jail after being caught skipping out on a tab a Denny's. 89 comments
Milkshake Contest!!
The Biggest Loser had a milkshake drinking contest...do you drink it or do you not??? HUH? Good question! This is a mediafetcher.com retro replay. Enjoy again! 1 comments
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