Star Trek - Jizz in my pants
you have no idea how long I spent editing this video! (exactly zero minutes... but that is not the point and it is an epic masterpiece). Funny Star Trek edits set to the classic SNL skit - Jizz In My Pants by Andy Sandberg. 12 comments
Minute Man Denied A 2nd Chance
Cant hate, I would premature bust too. All she would have to do is fart in my general direction and Id instantaneously jizz my pants. That's pretty much what happened to chumpo here - who all but begs for a 2nd chance only to be shutdown with an age-old excuse. Tough break brah. 33 comments
LOL family dog busts in on amateur sex
Skoobs smelled that pussy from 3 rooms away and wanted to bust in on this sex. Looks like he has some experience as the jizz mop, but apparently the service is off limits when his owner has some lady friends over for some sexy time. 24 comments
cum H8er gonna H8
Another round of some jizz-intolerant whores getting pwn3d by the substance they loathe most, resulting in all sorts of fucked up, boner-inducing reactions. Chick in the first clip is Katie Thomas and the teary-eyed blonde that looks like she just got butt fucked by Gollum is Elle. 1 comments
long distance cum shot hits her in the face
Damn this chick has a fine body! homeboy blasts her body with an epic load and nails her right in the mouth with a long distance shot of jizz. she loved it and LOL'd. 50 comments
LOL you just gagged on my rancid cum
this dudes jizz must taste like a Dublin sewer. be sure to lay off the Asparagus, Bangers & Mash, Guinness and Brussels sprouts the day before your big porn scene. 62 comments
I knew this blowjob would not end well
she just turned 18 years old and got herself on camera for her first blowjob. she was off to a good start - aided by some step by step how-to instructions, but when the dude unloaded a bucket of jizz in her mouth, it was way too much to handle. 75 comments
sexy muslim street hooker in a burka
apparently you can't look at her face because it is hidden behind her head-to-toe jizz mop burka towel, but for 5 Lira you can grab her Muslim titties and go jihad on her nipples. In a strange Darth Vadar kind of way, I think this chick might be hot, but I would be afraid of tweaking a nipple out of fear of detonating a bomb vest that might be hidden underneath her ninja cape. 40 comments
keep your mouth open and cum will not go in hair
honey... if you don't want the cum in your hair and blasted in your eyes - just keep your damn mouth open. this wife closed the barn doors so the jizz got blasted all over her mug. 9 comments
teen girlfriend practices for a swinger party
this sexy amateur piece of perfection is going to go to her first swinger party this weekend. she wanted to practice deep throat fucking and swallowing cum before embarrassing herself by gagging on mouthfuls of jizz from fat old men. 12 comments
drunk date rape defense system - shit yourself
Hey ladies, next time you find yourself drunk out of your mind at a party and on the verge of getting yo self raped - shit your pants. You can fall asleep in the middle of a pack of horny frat boys and the worst that can happen is a rogue load of jizz in your hair. 74 comments
chick walks down street with jizz on face
this chick has a big load of cum dripping off of her grill... but she gotta go! she walks down the street with a big smile on her face and a whopping load of jizz dripping down her cheeks. 50 comments
LOL - Peter North blooper... hits self in face with cumshot
Peter North dropped one of his epic cumshots into his own face in this long lost retro porn blooper. Oddly he didn't seem to mind it much and looked kind of like a baby bird trying to catch his own load. The video cut out before the clean-up, but I'm guessing he rubbed that jizz into his hair to help keep his lid tight and styled. 55 comments
cumshot overspray blooper on double team money shot
ooops, I\'m sorry bro. that\'s ok... I get other guys jizz on me all the time! WTF.. these two dudes are pretty casual about getting blasted with cumshot overspray during a double team cumshot sequence. 23 comments
white chick gags and chokes on black jizz
this chick looks like she would typically swallow anything that came near her mouth... except for this load of jizz from this black dude. she gags and chokes on his load before spitting it out. 103 comments
this dude is trying to get his cum back from this chick
Hey bro, I think you might be a raging homo. I don\'t care how how a chick is... if you try to eat your own jizz and strangle it out of a whores mouth, you might want to ask yourself some soul-searching questions. The chick puts up a fight, but eventually gets overpowered in the video. 8 comments
she pretends to love cum - but watch this teen gag
lol.. she's like.... \"oh, I love the cum - drop it in my whorish pie hole... choke, gag... gulp\". I give her high marks for trying to snowball some jizz, and maybe with practice she will improve her skills. 42 comments
double team cum shot breaks all the rules
Ok... this jackass breaks all of the rules of a double team. swords never touch, and streams never ever cross! He gets so close with his cum shot that the chick uses his jizz as lube for the other dudes handjob. 575 comments
Efukt: Anal Bleacing - a must for all whores
anal bleaching - all chicks should have this done. when I fuck bitches in the ass, I like the asshole to be pearly white like the teeth I'm going to toss my jizz onto when I'm done. 11 comments
fantastic body on this teen - stupid hat
holy crap, this chick has a tight body. she has a stupid hat on her head, however, it looks like it might be really good for mopping up jizz. 92 comments
NewsFilter: Korean Amateur fucked at Dry Cleaner store
it's true that all Asians have small cocks, but the Asian bitches are tight, so it's a good fit for everyone! These amateurs fuck in the back of a dry cleaning business. At least they have the know-how when it comes to jizz stain removal. 19 comments
college chick gets surprise ambush cumshot to the face
this chick is talking to a friend when someone runs up and shoots jizz in her face. she was on the set for a porn shoot, but was not amused by the cumshot ambush joke. 37 comments
kaktuz: two teens beg for the jizz
these two teens love the sex, love eating pussy and most of all - love getting jizz in their faces. 5 comments
squirting chick aims for target while husband watches
I guess this chicks husband cannot make her squirt, so he looks on as some dude fingers her pussy and makes her cum and squirt her she-jizz at a target. her aim is a bit off, but she did hit the chalk-board target and launched a few impressive squirts. 3 comments
chick gets fucked by a ghost
leave it to the japanese to come up with freaky techno porn. this is a cool effect showing a chick being fucked by a ghost. I\'ve always wondered what ghost jizz looked like! (I\'m still confused) 71 comments
Japanese Champagne - cup O jizz
if you are ever invited to a Japanese wedding and they offer you a glass of Jap Juice... run for the fucking hills. 4 comments
yummy anal creampie
some skank eats a gallon of jizz out of her friends ass. it is amazing how some humans can build up such strong gag reflexes - because that is some pretty saucy stank right there and she just powers right through it. 24 comments
world series of squirting chicks
Holy crap, watch this chick unleash a fountain of vag squirt in this squirting contest. she get my vote for volume, distance, and congeniality. She tossed her she-jizz over 16 feet for a new world record! 39 comments
hot redhead gives black dude a blowjob on busy public train
this chick is really cute, and seems to be willing to do anything for a few tokens. In the end, he blows his load on a parked car... that would really piss me off if someone dumped a load of jizz on my jetta! 105 comments
hot black chick gags on the white jizz
I thought all black chicks loved white dick? this one must have some sort of defect. she's hot, but gags on the jizz in a big way. 42 comments
I am quitting the gangbang when swords start crossing
that's it... I'm out! once the swords start crossing and jizz is getting tossed around the room, I'm out. have fun - I'll be watching the game on TV. 55 comments
cute blonde gets her ass filled with black Cum
this sexy blonde chick gets doubled up by two black dudes then she gets a load of cum in her ass. her cute girlfriend is there to help her lick the jizz out of her blasted asshole. 123 comments
I love my anal creampies served with chunks of corn in it
Ok... call me old fashioned - or NOT GAY. I like to bang whores in the ass as much as the next guy, but there ain't no way in hell I'm going to slurp my own jizz from an asshole after dropping a load. 46 comments
chick throws punches at swinger party
from the UJ Gif site - OMFGif.com: I think this guy might have violated one of the ground rules at the swinger party. when he busts a nut onto the stomach of this hot bitch she goes nuts. It ends with him getting his ass kicked and punches to the face from the chick with the jizz all over herself. 65 comments
Super Facials
Super Facials - a compilation of chicks getting blasted in the face with jizz. 31 comments
I like to jizz on muslim ass wearing burka
the burka is not just for suppressing and degrading woman anymore. it is also perfect for wiping jizz off of your dick after you bust a nut on a muslim ass! 30 comments
