cumshot porn FAIL compilation part 2 More cumshot Porn FAIL! The surfer chick is hot... good attitude too!
Jerk Deliberately Cums In Her Ear Missy Monroe cooks up a nonstop bitchfest after getting blasted in the ear by a bukkake boy. But the bad mood doesnt last. Come the 2 minute mark, she's more concerned with bragging to the camera about the small fortune she just got paid for swallowing the seed of 50+ degenerates.
cumshot porn FAIL compilation part 1 LOL, they tried so hard to stay in the moment, but the gag factor won time and time again. I never get tired of Porn FAIL videos.
crane operator drops hot tub - crane tumbles into house FAIL! I think I saw a few undocumented migrant workers scatter when this crane operator went end-over onto a house where it was installing a huge hot tub. Apparently the home owner acted as the sub contractor and hired all the labor on his own... so it looks like he has no one to point fingers at this time!
Screech acquires target on own head DOH! yeah, screech just got caught in the crossfire by his own cumshot, but damn... the dude is getting his pole slobbered by two hungry whores. Mad props!
amateur virgin to anal screams in pain runs from room Noooooooo, not in my ass! this amateur girl was about to lose her anal virginity and begged her boyfriend not to put it in her ass. He actually obeyed and pounded her pussy... but the bitch returned the favor by running out of the room when he was about to cum. BITCH!
amateur porn - sister angry when brother cums on her dress sometimes when you are into DIY porn at home, you need to practice on your sister before luring whores from Craigslist into your lair. This dudes sister got all kinds of pissed off when he shot his load on the back of her skirt. she did not seem to mind the ass fucking, but the cumshot crossed the line.
the most fucked up bizarre blowjob you will see today well this is different! I am not sure that I could get off on a munchkin style blowjob, but at least she will not fuss and complain when you blast her in the eyes with cum! based on the lack of stubble, you can fap away - assured that it is actually a chick.
cum slurping games and tricks with Gauge By request, here is more of Gauge! this chick is hot as hell and loves the cum. Watch her blow some bubbles and play with a cum fiesta all over her face and tits.
crying Facial FAIL - my shirt... my eyes LOL at this chick who starts crying when the cum hits her in the eyes and goes all over her shirt. Honey... next time, OPEN WIDE and swallow - your problem will be solved!
another amateur struggles with the cumshot it is time for the money shot honey... open wide - we gonna do it like they do on the Internets! I give her high marks for doing it with a smile. I love how the dude just walks away in disgust when she starts gagging and reaching for towels.
Porn FAIL - cum in the eye sends them running two chicks each got blasted in the eyes from one epic orgasm by Preston from BangBros. One of them stormed off out of the room while the other one demanded eye drops and complained about it burning her eyes. note to Preston... next time avoid the fire hot buffalo wings the night before a porn shoot.
BBC reporter strips down for African tribe This BBC reporter got into her birthday suit so she could become ONE with this African tribe while filming a documentary. The African tribe seemed really excited about her choice of wardrobe as they sat there with smiles from ear to ear. This my friends just might be the key to world peace.
I like how you clean the floor I just fired my fat Mexican house cleaner, so I can replace her with a fine piece of ass like this. I would pay this chick hundreds of dollars to just walk around naked cleaning cum off the floor from my chronic masturbation habit.
fresh produce masturbation at grocery store this two chicks wanted to give their produce a test run before committing to buying it... kind of like a try before you buy program. Next time you see what looks like some crusty wax on your cucumbers... look again, and be sure to give it a good scrub down before you chow down!
Pamela Anderson sized anal condom Sometimes double wrapping your dick before dipping into a hepatitis infested cum hole just simply is not enough protection. This guy went the extra mile with the butt plug cock wrap. It is big enough to find those hard to hard to reach places - where the shit line starts... as you will see. I can almost smell the ass sex through my computer screen!
douche drops loads of cum on people walking on street what a douche! this asshole busts a few nuts out of his window onto people walking on the street below. He had to get some serious distance on the cumshot to get out over the ledge below... so not sure if he made contact.
porn new comer Toby Pacific likes to eat cum from her ass Toby Pacific explains how she likes to eat cum out of her ass so it does not go to waste. While she is smiling and laughing during the interview, it is clear that she is one personal question away from totally breaking down into a crying mess full of career choice regrets. LOL at the filthy whore salutations.
total porn FAIL and meltdown WE HAVE MELTDOWN! wow honey... do not quit your day job - you suck at the porn! This train wreck covered all of the porn FAIL bases... her ass was too tight for anal, she broke down in tears, gagged on the cum, swallowed the money shot... to mention a few of her blunders. certified PORN FAIL.
amateur first time anal - awesomeness LOL... AWESOME! this chick is funny as hell screaming as she is trying to survive anal sex for the first time with her boyfriend. I love it when she offers up her pussy half way through the ordeal, then compares anal sex to child birth. There was also the ever classic... JUST FUCKING CUM ALREADY - I have heard that one many times before!
she catches cum like a happy dolphin just like a dolphin begs for fish at Sea World, this chick smiles big, opens wide and works hard to catch some long distance flying cum. This chick is a keeper!
cum H8er gonna H8 Another round of some jizz-intolerant whores getting pwn3d by the substance they loathe most, resulting in all sorts of fucked up, boner-inducing reactions. Chick in the first clip is Katie Thomas and the teary-eyed blonde that looks like she just got butt fucked by Gollum is Elle.
teen rock concert groupie no like the cum she wanted to get back stage at a concert and would do anything to be close to the band... even if it meant taking a load across the grill from a roadie. half way though earning her backstage pass, I think she had a change of heart but it was too late to back out... open wide it's roadie time!
Blame It On The Orgasm She's having anal problems of the fecal variety and it's fucking up the shoot. Her defense? All the butt secks is making her cum and she just cant contain herself. Uh huh. I know where this is going. Plan for tomorrow, buy Depends today.
Intergalactic Cumshot this hottie gets an intergalactic cumshot from Lord Xenu. Mark my words... all of the flocks of birds around the world dropping dead from the sky - it is because of alien UFO ships. Lock up your wife (or shove her out the door if she is a beast) because they are gonna breed with our women!
surprise - you just got cum blasted in the face this chick LOL's when she gets blasted in the face with cum in this long distance cumshot. I like this chick... she is a keeper!
make it rain - dude cums from balcony onto people below His girlfriend isn't too keen on being a human cumrag, so when the time comes to unload the boner brew.. he's gotta aim elsewhere. Today elsewhere = over a balcony and on to a random woman's head 10 stories below. haha.
the ill fated porn scene this is the titanic of porn fails. homeboy has a tiny cock, he can't get it up... the hottie has a head cold and case of the sneezes, and to top it off there is a cum fail and an apology at the end.
first time giving head - did you cum this chick let her BF record her first time ever giving head. she got high marks for the YUMMY comment, and seemed to be so into it that she wasn't even sure that he shot his load... even as it was dripping out of her mouth.
facial freak out this chick looks genuinely distraught over getting cum in her face. then she gets even more upset after getting cum all over her sweater - but she was the one who wiped it off of her face with the sweater. CHICKS... I just don\'t understand them sometimes!
stepfather unloads massive cumshot on daughter she went way over her minutes on her cell phone so her new daddy took the phone away. if she wanted to get her phone back, she had to earn it by sucking her stepfathers dick. dad unloaded a massive cumshot, and she got her phone back. everyone lived happily ever after, THE END.
cumshot crossfire - more proof that MMF is a bad idea if you are going to double up for some sex, make sure that the party involves two chicks. When swords start dueling for pole position at money-shot time, things can take a turn really fast. if you do however find yourself in a MMF double team, cum first, cum fast, and GTFO in a hurry!
No wonder moms salad tasted weird that day There's nothing wrong with shoving a cucumber up your vag, as long as you don't put it back in the fridge after you're done...
hot chicks jerking each other off hot bitches! this is really sexy in a strange X-Files kind of way. these girls go insane for the cum and have the time of their lives jerking each other off and splashing in the hot wet mess.
grilfriend freaks out when she tastes cum this is fucked up... all Japanese chicks will suck on raw eels and turds, but apparently a mouthful of cum is going too far. As a keen observer, I have concluded that she is married, because a chick looking to wrangle a man into marriage will swallow with a smile.
dude blasts wife in face - she no like what a pussy apologizing for cumming in her face - what the hell was that all about? He kept saying he would wipe it off, but didn't mention he was going to mop it up with his hairy balls. swallow it bitch and we won't have this problem!
realtor wipes cum onto blank contracts in kitchen now this sexy hot Realtor knows how to keep her clients happy. Sure, she is cheating on her clueless douche husband, and it is nasty as hell to wipe cum on the paperwork on the kitchen counter before leaving... but she is eager to please her client & clients always cum first!
chick walks through busy crowd with cum on her face Nice... now this is a classy chick - LOL. this tramp takes a load across the grill, then strolls through a crowd of people in a busy hotel lobby or convention center floor.
another girl in bikini - rope swing FAIL another happy fun weekend getaway at the lake house ends with another toothless girl in a bikini after failing to reach the water on a rope swing. There is some sort of quirky undocumented law of physics that makes it virtually impossible for a woman to hold onto a rope swing while wearing a bikini.
Brett Favre cock photos... warning - Viking cock inside! I usually avoid posting cock photos on UselessJunk.com, but this is a special circumstance. Brett Favre is a total fucking idiot and sexted some unsolicited cock photos to Jenn Sterger - a former Jets reporter. He also left a few pathetic booty request voice mails for her. He is now being sued by her and the Brett Favre cock pics are now public!
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