ARMY hazing - Icy Hot masturbation causes cadet rage
Probably not the smartest idea to seek out the biggest ARMY recruit for an Icy Hot prank. Homeboys fellow recruits swapped out his hand lotion for Icy Hot, and pretty much lit this dudes balls on fire when he tried to rub one out. Payback gonna be a bitch - lock your doors fellas... a Blanket Party is coming tonight! 33 comments
how to FAIL at being a NAVY Seal
hey bro... if you have a dream of being a Navy Seal, it requires more water time than summer afternoons splashing in an open fire hydrant on 15th street in Queens NY. This city boy strapped on all of his gear, jumped into the pool... and sank like a rock. Off to the ARMY - potato peeling is probably more your thing buddy. 24 comments
Army girl - ninja kick FAIL
I have no problem with women in the military - serving with honor and pride for our fine United States Of America Army. After 5 months of intense training in boot camp, this female cadet demonstrated the flying ninja kick. Wait till you see her shoot a sniper rifle! 20 comments
Mrs Claus has a surprise for you
no worries... this one is SFW! Mrs Clause could not wait until Christmas to share her surprise with her husband. I am guessing that he is in the Army - overseas in Iraq this holiday, so she sent him this gift to keep him going this holiday season. 25 comments
Army parachute fails - jump goes badly
wow... not exactly sure what happened here, but this Army soldier looks totally f'd-up! He doesn't seem to move after being suspended, so I'm guessing that the parachute cord is wrapped around his neck. 33 comments
Army jumping jacks fail
wow... just wow... these Iraqi soldiers are totally incapable of performing a simple task like jumping jacks. Not just one, but more than half of them cannot muster up the coordination skills required to move their arms and legs in unison. Now I see why most in the region are used as human blasting mules. 7 comments
farm girl having fun on the farm while farming
I love the farm girls... they are typically financially broke and desperate, home-schooled (so they are naive), love to smoke pot & grow it themselves - and most of all, they are into all kinds of kinky farmyard fun! 91 comments
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