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2006-06-01 said:
Steve was to busy masturbating to enjoy the flite

2006-06-01 said:
Second time I\'ve been first, suck it hos.

2006-06-01 said:
WAKE UP!! =P

2006-06-01 said:
Oh that was too funny. The human body is so fragile. We can\'t do anything without blacking out.

2006-06-01 said:
I do it on a daily basis, I love to watch these video\'s and laugh at those who think it\'s an easy job!

2006-06-01 said:
I\'m a rocket pilot and stuff and that dude is a wimp.

2006-06-01 said:
I don\'t think it is a bright idea for that dude to be chewing gum, while he keeps passing the fuck out. Ohh yeah - what a puss - can\'t handle the g\'s of a fighter jet - fucking pussy! {I had to add that fucking pussy comment to make my comment \"uselessjunk\" worthy otherwise it would be too mature for the general viewing audience!}

2006-06-01 said:
To the fuck weed above: fuck you you stupid cock sucking cunt (I had to add the fuck you stupid cock sucking cunt so that I could make it uselessjunk worthy).

2006-06-02 angrydrunk said:
\"What\'s that smell, Steve? Oh, man, you didn\'t! Steve? Steve?\"

2006-06-02 said:
Why does someone always have to come out and try to justify their existence, \"Oh, I do it on a daily basis, I\'m a tough guy, admire me!\" Shut the FUCK UP ALREADY cornball. I take the biggest shit you will ever see each morning, but you don\'t hear me talk shit about the guy who dropped one in the girls twat. I keep my accomplishments to myself, it is called humility.....by the way Puerto Rico sucks.

2006-06-02 said:
IF YOU SMELL SOMETHING ANGRY PUNK IT\'S PROBABLY SHIT IN YOUR MUSTACHE FROM \"LOOKING FOR LOVE IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES\",LIKE THE GAY BAR WHERE YOU GET DRUNK OR YOUR BOYFRIENDS ASS WHERE YOU TAKE OUT YOUR ANGER!!!!!

2006-06-02 USandIRAQplzMAKElove said:
You know what, you guys are fucking gay. LONG LIVE IRAQ

2006-06-02 said:
\"I\'m a rocket pilot and stuff and that dude is a wimp.\"lol

2006-06-02 said:
I want to pass out in a jet fighter! :(

2006-06-02 angrydrunk said:
\"ALL CAPS\", quoting country songs and gay jokes, wow, I can\'t compete with that! What you are smelling is your wife\'s granny panties and your trailer burning to the ground. I\'ll donate some clothes at Goodwill for you, Edna and the 6 snot-nosed, illiterate kids, OK?

2006-06-02 said:
I DON\'T SMELL ANYTHING SINCE YOUR MOM CAME OVER BEGGING FOR MONEY TO BUY CRACK AND LOTTO TICKETS. I WAS IN A GENEROUS MOOD SO I GAVE HER A FIFTY AND A BAR OF SOAP TO WASH HER NASTY ASS WHEW...WEEE... HER B.O. SURE DOES LINGER. BY THE WAY MY HOME IS A 2 STORY BRICK ON 38 ACRES WITH AN INGROUND POOL , MY LADY DOESN\'T WEAR PANTIES AND THE ONE CHILD I HAVE IS AN HONOR STUDENT!!! YOU WISH YOU HAD IT SO GOOD THEN MAYBE YOU WOULDN\'T NEED TO BE ANGRY OR DRUNK!!!

2006-06-02 dikdastardly said:
the rocket pilot comment and the shit comment were fucking hilarious

2006-06-02 angrydrunk said:
Nice try, \"ALL YAPS\". \"Squatting\" on someone else\'s land doesn\'t make it yours, Redneck. How do I know your a Redneck? Because no one says \"in-ground pool\"! I thought you were going to say \"cement pond\"! Your \"lady\" doesn\'t wear panties because they don\'t make \'em that big and kidnapping an Honor Student doesn\'t mean he\'s your child! \"angrydrunk\" is just a name that I made up, just like how I gave you a name, because your too stupid to think of one. I don\'t think \"Jethro\" is taken, how \'bout that? lol!

2006-06-02 said:
THE TAX RECEIPTS SAY IT\'S MY PLACE.HELL YES I\'M A \"REDNECK\" AND IT\'S (YOU\'RE) NOT \"YOUR\" ANGRY PUNK, PUNKED BY A \"REDNECK\" DON\'T YOU LOOK DUMB!!! I AM SURE THEY MAKE PANTIES IN A SIZE 7 LOOK IN YOUR PANTY DRAWER. YOU ARE RIGHT ABOUT ONE THING THOUGH KIDNAPPING AN HONOR STUDENT DOESN\'T MAKE THEM YOUR CHILD BUT BEING THERE FROM CONCEPTION DOES EXCEPT IN YOUR CASE SO MANY MEN WERE IN THE ALLEY WHEN YOU WERE CONCEIVED IT\'S HARD TO TELL WHO YOUR FATHER IS,AS FAR AS THE NAME THING GOES I DON\'T NEED A NAME TO \"SQUAT\" AND SHIT ON YOU!!! MMM...MMM...BITCH HOW\'S IT TASTE?

2006-06-02 angrydrunk said:
The wife obviously cheated on you, because \"redneck\" and \"Honor Student\" don\'t go together. I thought I was fucking her ass, but that sneaky whore must have crammed my load into her vile, stanky pussy. While you\'re at work at the chicken processing plant, your enormous wife is sucking off the local sheriff so you all aren\'t evicted! Sucks to be you. You didn\'t really believe that she\'d \"love\" a loser like you, did you? The panties your sister left here, I use them to clean off oil stains off the driveway. There\'s something on them that eats through anything! Thank her for me!

2006-06-02 said:
HEY ANGRY PUNK LET\'S GET OFF WIVES AND SISTERS!!! I JUST GOT OFF YOURS!!! JUST SO YOU KNOW THE TERM \"REDNECK\" WAS INVENTED BY DUMBASS FLATLANDERS WHO ASSUME THAT PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN THE MOUNTAINS ARE IGNORANT INBRED HILLBILLIES YOU SHOULD ALSO KNOW ASSUMPTION IS THE MOTHER OF ALL FUCKUPS!!!

2006-06-02 said:
EXCEPT ONE AND I DIDN\'T CATCH YOUR MOMS NAME!!!

2006-06-02 said:
fake

2006-06-02 said:
\" 2006-06-02- anonymous said: HEY ANGRY PUNK LET\'S GET OFF WIVES AND SISTERS!!! I JUST GOT OFF YOURS!!! \" Oh my good you are pathetic how many days did it take your inbred ass to come up with that HHHAHAHA...........

2006-06-02 said:
typical morning at UJ

2006-06-02 said:
to angryfuckhead: please go away old man. you suck.

2006-06-02 said:
FIEST!

2006-06-02 said:
sadly, this site has none of the gay rim action i\'m looking for. -big homo.

2006-06-02 said:
Okay kids!! thats enough. Time for a group hug!!!!

2006-06-02 said:
i have sex with girls. from BoB.

2006-06-02 angrydrunk said:
ALL YAPS said:\"....PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN THE MOUNTAINS ARE IGNORANT INBRED HILLBILLIES...\" I couldn\'t have said it better, myself.

2006-06-02 said:
D.V.D.A

2006-06-02 said:
hahahaha. wat a bogus one. killer here

2006-06-02 said:
fake, relax and communicate assholes

2006-06-02 said:
D.V.D.A. Porn rulz! angrycunt rulz!...gay bath houses! go away angryputz, you\'re a dirtyoldmangayhomomqueerfagassmunchpenisswallowinglittleboyrapingpieceofshitCUNT. Fuck you.

2006-06-02 said:
Some time ago a poster on UJ wrote, \"angrydrunk is all man....gay man.\" This is true.

2006-06-02 angrydrunk said:
One, annoying, anonymous poster...\"YAWN\" I like the one, long word with as many fag references as possible. That\'s cute, Jr., but should you be using your middle school computer for such things? You\'re in summer school for a reason....because you can\'t keep up with the other 6th graders, so pay attention, and maybe you\'ll become a success like me!

2006-06-02 said:
Angrydrunk on the internet= a supercool, suave, sophisticated romeo who has all the money, gets all the \"foxy ladies\", and will dole out beat downs before you know what hit you cuz that\'s how he rolls. Angrydrunk in the real world= a short, fat, bald, old loser who lives in his mom\'s basement, has no friends, still gets an allowance, and has a woefully, inadequately small penis and no prospects of ever getting to use it on anything but his ratty old couch/bed. Go away old man.

2006-06-02 said:
check out this link (spam moderated by admin)

2006-06-02 said:
Fuck all you hater, hating on AD. I think AD is the re-birth of MMA

2006-06-02 said:
last

2006-06-02 said:
wHaT a FuCkInG wAsTe Of My FuCkInG TiMe. I wOuLd RaThEr Go AnD fUcK mY sIsTeRs BuNnY, tHaT aT lEaSt GiVe Me PlEaSuRe

2006-06-02 said:
has anyone seen the da vinci code? I love tom hanks. He\'s fit.

2006-06-02 said:
when is the film going to be released?

2006-06-02 said:
tonight i think, Im going to try and get tickets

2006-06-02 said:
your right about tom hanks, but have you seen that elderly fellow. He is truly magnificent!!!

2006-06-02 fake said:
fake

2006-06-02 said:
ANGRYPUNK IS ACTUALLY KINDA COOL. I FORGIVE YOU. YOU ARE TOO GOOD FOR ME. IM SORRY IF I EVER UPSET YOU, AND YOU ARE MY IDOL.-SIGNED ALL YAPS (I LIKE MY NEW NAME)

2006-06-02 said:
P.S. YOU FELLATE LEPER GOATS

2006-06-02 mental assasin said:
where\'s ikeberg? he\'s setting back drinkin a 40 oz smoking a blunt laffing at us crackers rippin\' each other !! nobody said the \"n\" word yet y\'all are slippin\'! hey angry if your ever in cincinasty, ohio i\'d buy you a beer!!

2006-06-02 said:
During that first move, notice his face kinda melt there....looks like Palpatine transforming into the emperor.

2006-06-02 said:
this was done locally in atlanta @ the dobbins air force base (NAS Atlanta). The Blue Angels are the shiznit.

2006-06-02 said:
angrydrunk\'s an attention whore/drama queen and all-around shithead

2006-06-02 said:
I DON\'T HAVE A DAMN CLUE WHY UJ even BOTHERS to post anyything anymore. No matter what\'s posted, it always ends up sidetracking into a STUPID FUCKING ARGUMENT between people who are usually anonymous. They might as well just post a message board and let you fuckers just bitch back and forth at eachother because the content isn\'t even a focal point anymore...it\'s just a foundation to break out into an argument. If I don\'t start feeling the peice soon, I\'m going to take out my .357 magnum and unmercilessly send internet-based gunshots through all of you award-winning assholes, super cunts, and son-in-laws of bitches.

2006-06-02 said:
Oh yeah...and I know that I mispelled \'PEACE\' in the post above, and wrote \'PEICE\'. Save me the petty comment...

2006-06-02 said:
\"Wow, that was a long one.\" No you idiot that was shorter than the other 2, you just have problems staying conscious while on a plane

2006-06-02 ikeberg slim said:
mental assasin im here. you were right about the blunt part but i sip on 12 packs of heineken & a fifth of hennessy. i was in vegas but im back my UJ brothers

2006-06-02 angrydrunk said:
\"MMA wannabe\"? I HATED that guy. For those people that don\'t know, MMA was a poster who pushed his unwanted moral views on all, saying we were all going to Hell. I believe he was racist, if I recall. I only defend myself. If I\'m coming across like him, maybe I should go back to anonymous, because I\'m sick of it \"being about me\" and not the content of the site. I like most of the posters, they have left me crying with laughter. Much funnier than me. Others are assholes just trying to be controversial. I registered a name when Hoover went \"no anon\", and I put a target on my back. (Ask BigFatDiabetic) I can match insults with anyone, but what\'s the point? I enjoy the site AND the posters. To \"mental assasin\": Thanks for the offer! Used to be a big Reds fan. Love the name, \"Cincinasty\" PEACE ALL!

2006-06-02 said:
internet based gunshots......STFU stupidass

2006-06-02 said:
I\'M A DUMBASS REDNECK THAT MASTURBATES TO BLUECOLLAR COMEDY. IN MY SPARE TIME WHEN I\'M NOT DOING MY SISTER, I\'M EITHER DOING MY CUSION OR MY DEAD MOM.

2006-06-02 ikeberg slim said:
B4 angry drunk goes back to \'anon\' answer this ? why do the posters hate him so much

2006-06-02 angrydrunk said:
Yo, \"ikeberg slim\", I\'ll give you my take. Because sometimes I live up to my handle, \"angrydrunk\". I call it like I see it, and sometimes people don\'t like that. But I\'ve never cared whether people \"like\" me. In this forum or in real life. So to the poster who said \"I\'m an attention whore\", you are wrong. I NEVER wanted the attention. As soon as I\'m attacked, I fight back, period. And as far as going, \"anon\", I said \"maybe\". I can take the heat. Let\'s get real, it\'s a goofy website. Does this site affect my real life? Hell no! I\'m in it for the fun.

2006-06-02 said:
I love how steve tried to play off the first pass-out. he was acting like nothing was going on. Kind of like when someone calls you at 10:00 am and your still sleeping. You always clear your thoat and act like you are wide awake being productive.

2006-06-02 said:
Ike you\'re not black. Just stfu on using racial slurs. The guys who were attacking angrydrunk were white rednecks.

2006-06-02 said:
MMA RULES!

2006-06-02 ikeberg slim said:
Bitch I am Black. And I was asking a ? on Y everyone is attacking Angry Drunk.

2006-06-03 said:
ANGRY PUNK THE USE OF ALL CAPS TO GIVE YOURSELF PROPS WOULD\'VE BEEN MORE EFFECTIVE IN DISGUISING YOUR IDENTITY IF YOU DIDN\'T FOLLOW UP WITH THE \"ALL YAPS\"BIT. I KNOW YOU WISH YOU COULD BE MORE LIKE ME,BUT I\'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR LUCK. I HAVE ALREADY ADMITTED I AM A \"REDNECK\" AND I HAVE PROVEN YOU ARE NO SMARTER THAN THIS \"DUMB REDNECK\" AS FAR AS THE INBRED COMMENTS GO I THINK IT IS YOUR GENE POOL THAT IS SHALLOW!!! SO KEEP IT UP WITH THE \"ANONYMOUS\" POSTS TOOTING YOUR OWN HORN IT ONLY MAKES YOU LOOK DUMBER AND MORE PATHETIC (THINGS YOU LIKE TO CALL OTHERS)SIGNED/THE ONE,THE ONLY,REDNECK,ALL CAPS!!!P.S. IF IT WEREN\'T FOR WORKING \"MOUNTAIN\"PEOPLE LIKE ME YOU COULDN\'T AFFORD TO BE DRUNK ALL THE TIME. I HOPE YOUR FAVORITE BEER SUPPLIER GETS BUSTED FOR SELLING YOU BEER FOR FOOD STAMPS!!!!

2006-06-03 said:
angry drunk gots himselve a jungle bunny. Can ya make it do tricks like-get a job

2006-06-03 said:
TO ICEBERG SLIM : I DON\'T HATE ANGRY PUNK,OR ANYONE ELSE FOR THAT MATTER. I SIMPLY THINK HE IS AN ARROGANT,EGOTISTICAL ,ASSHOLE WHO FROM TIME TO TIME DESERVES A GOOD BITCH SLAPPING FOR THE SHIT THAT SPEWS FORTH FROM HIS BLOATED PIE HOLE AND I DIDN\'T \"ATTACK\" THE PUNK I WAS MERELY GIVING HIM A DOSE OF HIS OWN MEDICINE!!!

2006-06-03 The FBI Monkey said:
hey guys...that was a really good video :)

2006-06-03 said:
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN FUNNIER IF HE VOMITED ON THE PILOT AND THE PILOTS REACTION WAS SHOWN ON THE VID!!!

2006-06-03 said:
now that is funny

2006-06-03 angrydrunk said:
Sorry to disappoint you \"ALL CAPS\", but I don\'t \"fake\" being someone else. That ain\'t me. And I prop myself because I\'m confident in who I am. Then dumb-shits like you try and tear me down, and it ain\'t gonna\' work. You have NEVER once heard me attack anyone that hasn\'t attacked me FIRST! I might say that someone who approves of \"kitten stomping\" is an asshole, but that\'s my opinion. And that\'s what this forum is for. \"Ike\", \"Mental\", I appreciate the hospitality. I\'ll invite you to AZ, but it may have to wait until Winter, as it\'ll be 112 here, Saturday. That\'s what air-conditioned bars are for, right! Even you, \"ALL CAPS\". Because one thing I\'m not, is racist. Can you feel the harmony here at UJ!? Sing it with me!

2006-06-03 said:
Blow it out your ass

2006-06-03 angrydrunk said:
anon said:\"Blow it out your ass\" RIGHT IN YOUR FACE, you mutha-fuckin\' dipshit! Oh, wait a minute, I\'m sorry, I\'m now \"mellow\". Or...maybe not.

2006-06-03 said:
So, your penis pump isn\'t working. Don\'t take it out on us smallandangry

2006-06-03 angrydrunk said:
As soon as your girlfriend gets a job, my \"penis pump\" will be \"working.\"

2006-06-03 said:
\"NEVER ONCE HEARD YOU ATTACK ANYONE THAT DIDN\'T ATTACK YOU FIRST \"!?! WHAT A CROCK OF SHIT!!! WHY DO YOU THINK I STARTED CALLING YOU ANGRY PUNK? JUST FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES? NOT QUITE!!! YOU ATTACKED ME FIRST MONTHS AGO,WITHOUT PROVOCATION I MIGHT ADD,SO DON\'T TRY TO GIVE ME COLON CANCER BY BLOWING SMOKE UP MY ASS!!! AND KNOW THIS AS LONG AS YOU KEEP IT UP WITH THE SAME OLD TIRED SHIT I WILL BE HERE TO CALL BULLSHIT!!! OH AND I AM GLAD TO KNOW YOU AREN\'T RACIST BUT THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE RISING PRICE OF RICE IN CHINA . MORE TIMES THAN NOT YOU ACT LIKE AN ASSHOLE TO TOTAL STRANGERS ON THE NET AND THEN ACT SURPRISED WHEN THEY RETURN THE FAVOR!!!

2006-06-03 said:
This clip would have been funnier if Steve would have butterflied his clock and then beat the fuck out of an old grandma-looking bitch.

2006-06-03 said:
how do you butterfly a clock moron?

2006-06-03 said:
I think we have some sort of \"You\'ve got Mail\" love affair between anon and Angry Drunk...

2006-06-03 Europeanpeoplesmelllikeshit said:
\"I think we have some sort of \"You\'ve got Mail\" love affair between anon and Angry Drunk...\" And its getting pretty fucking annoying! Why dont you guys go on AOL and talk shit to eachother. I clicked on here seeing the link had 80 some comments hoping to read some funny racial shit, and here you two are going at it like some two faggots.

2006-06-03 Nova said:
What a weak fatass. Maybe if that fatty didn\'t eat so many dounuts he wouldn\'t pass out.

2006-06-03 angrydrunk said:
Hey, \"Euro\", why don\'t you eat my shit! \"ALL YAPS\", FUCK YOU! I have never attacked you! NO! I don\'t have the need to be a redneck! I rescind your invitation to AZ! Are you out of your mind!? U R a big loud-mouth and I have NO need for U! By the way, beer drinkers have NO need for \"MTN people\"! What do U have to contribute to my life? NOTHING! If that was a volcano, we\'d be better off it blew! I tried, \"AC\", but you\'re too stupid to grasp it, so BRING IT! I tried 2 make peace, but U R 2 STUPID!

2006-06-03 Nova said:
Don\'t you hate these geek wars. Why can\'t we all just get along. Oh yeah right, most white people think blacks are to ignorant so they don\'t listen to them.

2006-06-03 said:
Nova, are you a brutha or what?

2006-06-03 Nova said:
I\'m 100% mutt o^.^o (which means I\'m everything but asian)

2006-06-03 said:
......figures

2006-06-03 said:
\"Nova comes from a supernova right?\" DUUHH

2006-06-03 said:
You see, he is just masturbating. Every time it looks like he\'s blacking out, he\'s really having a orgasim.

2006-06-03 said:
Funny how Steve tries to act kool after being pass out

2006-06-04 said:
Although the pilot sounds white, he\'s actually black. Steve catches a whiff of him as they enter the loops, thus, rendering him unconscious. So, steve actually not a pussy, it\'s the pilot stench that does him in.

2006-06-04 said:
........if seen that very same look on the subways.

2006-06-04 said:
MMA = Hoover by the way - Steveshould never go to the danger zone ever again.

2006-06-04 said:
yall some stupid bitches

2006-06-04 said:
\"yall some stupid bitches\".....and so is anyone who thinks yall is ok to say. You hee-haw watching mother fucker......

2006-06-04 said:
i think i read somewhere that serial killers often type in all caps

2006-06-05 said:
GOD must love stupid people... HE made so many ! -Signed: Justin...

2006-06-06 said:
justin.....what a manly name...

2006-06-06 said:
when i get an erection i experience more g\'s then that shit

2006-06-06 said:
too bad you don\'t ever get an erection..

2006-06-07 said:
u yanks do realise that the whole world hate u don\'t u? Fuckn loud mouth arrogant cunts of things.

2006-07-29 said:
The pilot of this flight \"Kojak\" told me this guy passed out like every other smuck(Guest) he takes flying. This clip was taken in pensacola, fl. Where did the Homo above get Puerto Rico from? I guess he\'s just igna\'ent!

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I'm guessing Steve does not have 'The Right Stuff'.

He might want to leave the HubbaBubba behind next time he goes for a ride in a fighter plane.

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damn... this dude doesn\'t slow down when this chick pulls a reversal and tosses her capn\' crunch all over the bedroom. I wonder how full of drugs I need to make a whore - or how much cash I have to shell out in order to receive this kind of love and affection in return?

LOL at decapitated heads used as soccer balls
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yo man... you DO NOT want to get caught in the middle of a prison riot while on vacation in El Salvador. these crazy motherfuckers don\'t mess around when they go on a violent rampage in the prison yard. while some photos are brutal, check out the decapitated heads that were used as soccer balls.

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Snookie Sex Tape Video
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death by giant dildo
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WTF - this ain't a death by horse cock video, but he might as well take a horse cock in his ass and just get it over with. It ain't natural to have a 24 inch cock in your ass - forcing your intestines to bulge out of your chest to the point that you can almost see your rectum in the back of your throat. die motherfucker!

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this is the most unusual looking cum I've ever seen fall out of an interracial creampie.

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it's prom time, and these two teens got caught on an anti-shoplifting dressing room security camera while trying on some clothes. like any sexy chick would do... they slap each others asses and and talk about anal bleaching. I love the fact that these cameras are now legal in many states - hopefully we'll see more of these videos!

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