yo... you twisted bastard!
if this bitch is fading off into oblivion - let's pour some gas on it and light the motherfucker on fire! send me the most insane, sick, twisted, and just plain wrong videos & links you can find so we can nuke this hole in an epic flurry of shame! do it here ~hoover
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2006-05-27   said:
first
2006-05-27   said:
^probably the most important thing you\'ll ever achieve... and that clip is about as funny as those moronic chuck norris jokes.
2006-05-27   said:
Saw this on another site well over a month ago! No annoying as fuck \"FIRST\" comments either! I blame the admins for making UselessJunk\'s name more literal than ever!
2006-05-27   said:
this video sucks ass.
2006-05-27   said:
WONDERFULL clip..... is it wrong that i knew every song and every dance??
2006-05-27  ikeberg slim said:
his pants were too short. he needs to pull his shoes up. he needs to give his little brother his shirt back also
2006-05-27   said:
ommmgf...you people are either nuts, or jealous...there is nothing sexier than a man that can dance...add one helluva sense of humor= I WANNA MARRY A MAN JUST LIKE THAT , HIGHWATERS AND ALL
2006-05-27   said:
Welcome to last year.
2006-05-27   said:
Where\'s the part where he takes his cock out? I\'m a penis doctor and I need to see cock. I need it in a bad way.
2006-05-27  angrydrunk said:
Well, I guess Whitie CAN dance.
2006-05-27   said:
He reminds me of one of Bette Midler\'s backup singers in the 1970\'s gay bath houses I used to frequent. I think he participated in a bukkake party where I was the pivot man.
2006-05-27   said:
he needs to get a life
2006-05-27  Europepeoplesmelllikeshit said:
SOME of this shit was funny, dont lie
2006-05-28   said:
old
2006-05-28   said:
the whole thing was STAGED!
2006-05-28   said:
can anybody list ALL the songs that were played, in the order that they were played? ... it\'s a challenge! ... great video, btw
2006-05-28   said:
all the people who said it was crappy probably stay home 24/7 and never been clubbing before. props to this guy. very funny and amusing. knew all the songs too.
2006-05-28   said:
HAHAHA....nice!!
2006-05-28   said:
FAKE i saw a computer in the background
2006-05-28   said:
Loved the vid - here\'s the songs: * Hound Dog - Elvis * The Twist - Chubby Checker * Stayin\' Alive - The Bee Gees * Y.M.C.A. - The Village People * Kung Fu Fighting - Carl Douglas * Keep On - The Brady Bunch * Greased Lightnin\' - John Travolta * You Shook Me All Night Long - AC/DC * Billy Jean - Michael Jackson * Thriller - Michael Jackson * Oompa Loompa - Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
2006-05-28   said:
The rest: * Mr. Roboto - Styx * Break Dance (Electric Boogie) - The Sugarhill Gang * Walk Like An Egyptian - The Bangles * The Chicken Dance - Bob Karnes * Mony Mony - Billy Idol * Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice * U Can\'t Touch This - MC Hammer * Love Shack - The B-52\'s * Apache - The Sugarhill Gang * Jump Around - House of Pain * Baby Got Back - Sir Mix-A-Lot * Tubthumping - Chumbawaba * What Is Love - Haddaway * Cotton Eye Joe - Rednex * Macarena - Los Del Rio * Bye Bye Bye - N\'Sync * Lose Yourself - Eminem * Hey Ya! - Outkast * Dirt Off Your Shoulder - Jay-Z * Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice (\"Yo, let\'s get outta here. Word to your mother\") * Bye Bye Bye - N\'Sync (\"Bye, bye, bye\")
2006-05-28   said:
the best thing uselessjunk has ever posted. That was so awesome.
2006-05-28  Anonymouse said:
That was good, but it would have been great if it had been a hot naked chick and at the end of the routine she let me fuck in the ass and then nut in her mouth. But thats just me. AM
2006-05-28   said:
It would have been better if he had been tapdancing in a pool of warm Jap vomit.
2006-05-28   said:
It would have been better if he got a granny from the audience up on stage and started to knock her out, get her in the floor and start kicking her! After she refused to give him $20.00 :)
2006-05-28   said:
This shit was so gay. Top it off with the fact that not only is he not funny, but he\'s an \"inspirational\" comedian. Gay.
2006-05-28   said:
haha I never really leave comments, but that was pretty good and nice to see something a lil different on here. dont get me wrong I love titties but this was a change. Maybe the kids in that highschool didnt go out that night and beat down an old lady simply because this guys dance routine put them in a happy mood?
2006-05-28   said:
this sucks...he is not even that good of a dancer
2006-05-28   said:
\"Not that good of a dancer\"? Come on, Dude covered all those dances in a 5 second clip, just the ability to remember which song was next and what dance to do was pretty impressive.
2006-05-28   said:
this guy sucks! He is not even a good dancer and what evolution is he talking about...he is all over the place in terms of timetable and most of these lame dances he is doing are not dances people did..ie: travolta walking during sat nite fever. The signature travolta move he does during YMCA...what sense does that make...Kung fu fighting was not a dance...he does the move from Karate kid which came out a decade later. He just sux!
2006-05-28  Europeanpeoplesmelllikeshit said:
God Bless America. Land that I love Stand beside her, and guide her Thru the night with a light from above. From the mountains, to the prairies , To the oceans, white with foam God bless America My home sweet home. God Bless America, Land that I love Stand beside her, And guide her, Through the night With the light from above, From the mountains, To the prairies, To the ocean, White with foam, God bless America, My home sweet home. God bless America, My home sweet home. Happy Memorial Day My dear fellow Americans! (well its tomorrow but a lot of us had parades today).
2006-05-28   said:
Wow, this was really bad...what was this some High School variety talent show...pretty lame
2006-05-28  thor said:
This guy is amazing
2006-05-28   said:
I\'m very sorry, but this man eats semen. Thank you for reading this. Feel free to reply.
2006-05-28   said:
That man does a killer robot and worm, how\'d he get that much air?
2006-05-28   said:
Pointless humor for clueless rednecks.
2006-05-28   said:
hey proud american dude: you know the nazis had parades too... they were proud of their country just like you are, and they were possibly LESS racist than you are. nazis 1, racist fucking american dipshit 0. you lose sir.
2006-05-29   said:
There is nothing with this video, \"it\'s all in the eye of the beholder\" Most of you are too preoccupied with DICK SUCKING!!, But that is why you are here, RIGHT?
2006-05-29   said:
Right. Now let\'s get back to the dick sucking.
2006-05-29   said:
is that shakira?
2006-05-29   said:
just wasted my time watching an overweight man dance. which part is supposed to be funny again? look at him at the end, he thinks he\'s so cool *vomit*
2006-05-29   said:
really, you people need to shut the fuck up. Is that all you do all day? Sit around on your computer waking off to porn and thinking up combacks you think are funny? You people ar\'nt impressing anyone and its even worse that you sit around thinking your rude ass comments are funny. A word of advice, go outside and throw a fuckin football around or somthing.
2006-05-29   said:
Look who\'s talking, asshole! You are commenting ON PEOPLE COMMENTING! Shows how big a LOSER you are! All you\'re doing is criticizing others because you can\'t think of anything to say!! Faggot!
2006-05-29   said:
What\'s wrong with whacking to porn? Isn\'t that what it\'s for?
2006-05-29  mental assasin said:
uhhmm..must admit i\'ve never heard any of those songs !! don\'t like \'em nope !! were\'s all the good songs \'bout trains?,trucks? mamma? jail? or gettin\' drunk? dang it flash you hornery dog why\'d you knock over my pbr? sh#t gotta go!!
2006-05-29   said:
I just got back from throwing a football around outside. Did I miss anything?
2006-05-29   said:
Sounds like your FOOTball missed your foot
2006-05-29   said:
FUNNY AS HELL !!!! BUT HE SHOULD HAVE THROWN IN RIVERDANCE AFTER COTTON EYED JOE!!!!
2006-05-30   said:
football\'s for kicking. wankers!
2006-05-30   said:
football is the GAY version of soccer for our dear stupid amerikkkans
2006-06-01   said:
that was so awesome! I can\'t believe how many songs I remember from my childhood that I had to go download like that \"What is Love\" song. Props to the dancer and the poster.
2006-06-01   said:
Props to the dancer and the poster? You, my friend, are either being sarcastic or the most flaming queer bag ever.
2006-06-05   said:
What the fuck are you idiots wasting your time in here for? What the F.......what am I doing here?
2006-06-07   said:
Lame
2006-06-10   said:
do americans realise everyone else in the world hates them besides themselves? i\'m a cool aussie, real cool.
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Judson Laipply - Evolution Of Dance

Judson Laipply - Evolution Of Dance

Judson Laipply takes us on a visual tour of the 'evolution of dance'

6 minute video, but very very funny and worth a look.


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extreme throat fuck

damn... this dude doesn\'t slow down when this chick pulls a reversal and tosses her capn\' crunch all over the bedroom. I wonder how full of drugs I need to make a whore - or how much cash I have to shell out in order to receive this kind of love and affection in return?

LOL at decapitated heads used as soccer balls

yo man... you DO NOT want to get caught in the middle of a prison riot while on vacation in El Salvador. these crazy motherfuckers don\'t mess around when they go on a violent rampage in the prison yard. while some photos are brutal, check out the decapitated heads that were used as soccer balls.

for your 18th b-day I give you the gift of cock

happy birthday honey... for your 18th birthday I am taking your virginity and giving you the gift of cock. enjoy!

Snookie Sex Tape Video

I just punched myself in my face for posting this to UselessJunk.com. This is supposed to be snookie from The Jersey Shore reality TV show. Looks like total bullshit because you can't see anything. It might be more believable if it was called Amy Winehouse Sex Tape. Anyway... it's newsworthy and I'm a search engine whore - so here you go!

death by giant dildo

WTF - this ain't a death by horse cock video, but he might as well take a horse cock in his ass and just get it over with. It ain't natural to have a 24 inch cock in your ass - forcing your intestines to bulge out of your chest to the point that you can almost see your rectum in the back of your throat. die motherfucker!

the wife put some butter on the floor tile

ahhhh... this wife is a wonderful woman with a great sense of humor demonstrating the classic - butter on bathroom floor tile. When you combine wet feet with butter on the travertine bathroom floor tile, hilarity ensues... along with teeth scattering all over the room.

facial fail - sobbing tears of first porno regret

LOL at the tears of regret and spooge of shame all over this chicks face. she was doing fine until facial time, then she broke down crying like she had battery acid on her face. the reaction from the photographer is priceless when she starts praying to Jesus for forgiveness.

hot chick falls for - Water On The Ceiling - gag

she was way... way too cool about this joke to be his wife. I\'m guessing that the chick in the kitchen is his sister because she laughs after falling for one of the best practical jokes in the book... the Water On The Ceiling joke. Now get out a mop honey and clean up your mess!

damn baby - that is a black baby brewing in you

this is the most unusual looking cum I've ever seen fall out of an interracial creampie.

sexy teens caught on hidden dressing room cam

it's prom time, and these two teens got caught on an anti-shoplifting dressing room security camera while trying on some clothes. like any sexy chick would do... they slap each others asses and and talk about anal bleaching. I love the fact that these cameras are now legal in many states - hopefully we'll see more of these videos!

porn FAIL - never slap a black ho in da face

uh-oh, apparently it is OK to drop a load of cum all over her nappy hair weave, but don't ever... EVER disrespect this hoochie momma by slapping her in the face during sex. LOL

drunk chick masturbating in pile of own puke

this sexy whore knows how to party! this hottie is blasted out of her mind drunk and while half-passed out started masturbating in a pile of her own vomit. someone needs to pull those pants off of her so she can get exactly what she wants!

lost GG Allin beer enema and anal ketchup backstage

Do you know who GG Allin is? he is a dead motherfucker who was the most insane punk rocker to ever step onto a stage. This is a fucked up long-lost video of GG drinking a beer enema from a chicks ass... followed by the chick shooting ketchup from her ass onto GG's french fries platter. Live Fast Die!

People... We have a spitter!

my friends wife sucked my cock in the middle of a BBQ party. I blew my load in about 1 minute and then we hurried back to the party outside in the backyard.

awesome tits hanging out for delivery guy

same concept - different chick. I love these clips... keep 'em coming! thanks to Animal for the video submission of this super hot chick hanging her big 'ol titty out of her dress when she answers the door. the guy delivering the food looks kind of like a dude capable of rape - maybe she won't be so lucky next time.

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