Old MacDonald Had a Calf

this big black mofo looks like he is about 8 months pregnant. the trailer park princess looks a bit disgusted when it is time for the money shot, but that is ok - so are we!

LOL at the sound of sheer terror and fear in the passengers voice when he falls for the old 'pilot passed out when landing' trick. Clearly the passenger was in no state of mind to remain calm and take control of the situation... he opted for the scream like a little girl and cry approach.

Ok... that is just racist giving a black woman a spear to throw at hot white bitches! LOL at this silly porn Olympics contest where naked chicks try to throw javelin dildo into each others ass from 50 yards away. MORE

LOL... this guy has a roommate who is too busy to care for his own dog, so sparked by boredom and a warped sense of humor, he trains the dog to respond to inappropriate commands. This dog needs to have a little chat with Chris Hansen from Dateline NBS - to Catch A Predator.

this american idol thing is really catching on! he can't sing for shit, but the girls love it and start singing along.

ooops.... I tossed me sauce! homeboy cannot contain his ejaculation when 3 hotties start to work him over. The chicks all laugh and humiliate the rookie for being such a loser. MORE

she won't remember a thing because she was so drunk, so we'll just have to play back the video for her when she sobers up!

so the bitch won't lick your ass? try this at home with your wife or GF and let me know how it works out for you. Flip the bitch over, pin her feet over her head and have your way with her... good times will be had by all. note: this chick needs to wash them feet!

dummy... might want to try a crash-test-dummy instead of a friend when strength testing a homemade zip line from a 50-foot platform. It might have actually worked if the moron tried sliding onto the line instead of leaping from a 8ft drop onto it.

this chick leaves him socially retarded and unable to saying anything more than "AWESOME!". This is what happens when you use Craigslist to get your dick wet you dirty motherfuckers.

hey Preston, you just fucked up your own camera with some man sauce! Preston gets an insane blowjob from Gianna Michaels and tosses his sauced in about 30 seconds. The irony here is that he as gotten pissed off at other actors in the past who have done pretty much the same premature ejaculation fail... MORE!

The facial abuse team (MORE) was classing it up for this Tiffany Holiday humiliation. what stated out as a good sex scene ends as a fail when the furniture collapses and the actors tumble into a pile of fail on the floor. This my friends is yet another reason why I never go barefoot in a hotel room.

Dude... come on, you can do better than this. Not only is it obviously a stand-in money shot, but it looks like you are tossing gravy on the bitches face.

this is the coolest chick ever! she is trying get attention from her boyfriend, so she came up with the great idea of covering herself in peanut butter before laying down in nothing but some Victoria's Secret underwear on a blanket in the middle of a dog park. LOL at one fo the owners YELLING at his dog to get away from her.

WTF is with this surge of dudes getting trifecta blowjobs? you know... three chicks fighting for one cock. I hate these videos because I'm well aware that there is no chance in hell this will ever happen to me.