Penn and Teller - Fuck you Criss Angel!

damn... this dude doesn\'t slow down when this chick pulls a reversal and tosses her capn\' crunch all over the bedroom. I wonder how full of drugs I need to make a whore - or how much cash I have to shell out in order to receive this kind of love and affection in return?

yo man... you DO NOT want to get caught in the middle of a prison riot while on vacation in El Salvador. these crazy motherfuckers don\'t mess around when they go on a violent rampage in the prison yard. while some photos are brutal, check out the decapitated heads that were used as soccer balls.

happy birthday honey... for your 18th birthday I am taking your virginity and giving you the gift of cock. enjoy!

I just punched myself in my face for posting this to UselessJunk.com. This is supposed to be snookie from The Jersey Shore reality TV show. Looks like total bullshit because you can't see anything. It might be more believable if it was called Amy Winehouse Sex Tape. Anyway... it's newsworthy and I'm a search engine whore - so here you go!

WTF - this ain't a death by horse cock video, but he might as well take a horse cock in his ass and just get it over with. It ain't natural to have a 24 inch cock in your ass - forcing your intestines to bulge out of your chest to the point that you can almost see your rectum in the back of your throat. die motherfucker!

ahhhh... this wife is a wonderful woman with a great sense of humor demonstrating the classic - butter on bathroom floor tile. When you combine wet feet with butter on the travertine bathroom floor tile, hilarity ensues... along with teeth scattering all over the room.

LOL at the tears of regret and spooge of shame all over this chicks face. she was doing fine until facial time, then she broke down crying like she had battery acid on her face. the reaction from the photographer is priceless when she starts praying to Jesus for forgiveness.

she was way... way too cool about this joke to be his wife. I\'m guessing that the chick in the kitchen is his sister because she laughs after falling for one of the best practical jokes in the book... the Water On The Ceiling joke. Now get out a mop honey and clean up your mess!

this is the most unusual looking cum I've ever seen fall out of an interracial creampie.

it's prom time, and these two teens got caught on an anti-shoplifting dressing room security camera while trying on some clothes. like any sexy chick would do... they slap each others asses and and talk about anal bleaching. I love the fact that these cameras are now legal in many states - hopefully we'll see more of these videos!

uh-oh, apparently it is OK to drop a load of cum all over her nappy hair weave, but don't ever... EVER disrespect this hoochie momma by slapping her in the face during sex. LOL

this sexy whore knows how to party! this hottie is blasted out of her mind drunk and while half-passed out started masturbating in a pile of her own vomit. someone needs to pull those pants off of her so she can get exactly what she wants!

Do you know who GG Allin is? he is a dead motherfucker who was the most insane punk rocker to ever step onto a stage. This is a fucked up long-lost video of GG drinking a beer enema from a chicks ass... followed by the chick shooting ketchup from her ass onto GG's french fries platter. Live Fast Die!

my friends wife sucked my cock in the middle of a BBQ party. I blew my load in about 1 minute and then we hurried back to the party outside in the backyard.

same concept - different chick. I love these clips... keep 'em coming! thanks to Animal for the video submission of this super hot chick hanging her big 'ol titty out of her dress when she answers the door. the guy delivering the food looks kind of like a dude capable of rape - maybe she won't be so lucky next time.