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2006-09-29   said:
i like
2006-09-29   said:
first
2006-09-29   said:
Very hot
2006-09-29   said:
first!!!
2006-09-29   said:
ANDREW AND GREG ARE GAY!! smoke weed
2006-09-29   said:
bbbooooooorrrrriiiiiinnnnnnnnggggggggg!!!!!!
2006-09-29   said:
FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-29   said:
not even a nipple? what kind of shit are we atlking about!!! what kind of low standards are we hitting here???? like, no sex, no nipple, no amputee sex, should I visit martha stewart\'s site to get so
2006-09-29   said:
^^ Is there a way that monkeys can SENSLIBLY rape nuns?
2006-09-29  Angrydrunk said:
Where\'s a flotilla of jellyfish when you need one?
2006-09-29   said:
Martha Stewart IS hot. I would fuck the shit outta that mean ol\' bag and she\'d love it!
2006-09-29   said:
I see Pres. Andrew & VP Greg of the UJ Fag Boy Club have made an appearance.
2006-09-29   said:
OF COURSE, monkeys CAN be very sensible about the way they rape their nuns. just ask angrydrunk\'s mom, who says that the best sexual encounters she\'s ever had HAVE been with monkeys (his son include
2006-09-29  Zack Morris said:
so who is that girl?? and how did he get it up in that cold water?
2006-09-29   said:
she\'s ronaldo\'s former girlfriend, and YES she\'s extremely HOT. soccer players get the hottest women on earth! another reason to love that game.
2006-09-29   said:
Very well edited! It\'s something we\'ve all had the pleasure of doing except usually with a fat, ugly pig at the local swimming hole after a case of beer.
2006-09-29   said:
Seventeenth!!!
2006-09-29   said:
anon British arse said:\"soccer players get the hottest women on earth! another reason to love that game.\" So why is a loser like Screech banging her now!? A sitcom flunky is banging a soccer guys bi
2006-09-30   said:
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2006-09-30   said:
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2006-09-30   said:
^^ Dyslexic Euro Stalker
2006-09-30   said:
evs
2006-09-30   said:
GUSTO! IS THAT WHAT THEY DO AT MERRILL LYNCH BEACH PARTIES? I DON\'T WATCH MTV SO I DON\'T GIVE TWO DANNY BONADUCHIS! WAS HE WASHING THE FUNK OFF WITH THAT SEAWEED?
2006-09-30   said:
Wait \'til she gets that \"seawater funk\" up in there. Talk about that fish smell! And.... he left his own \"jellyfish\" floatin\' on by.
2006-09-30   said:
Attn: Zack- \"He got it up in cold water\" cuz she\'s a tasty, hot bitch! Stop disgracing your gender, you military, Korean twink-boy fucker!
2006-09-30   said:
\"angrydrunk\'s mom\"- Thus, the \"Dyslexia Euro Stalker\" has screwed himself up again and given up more details about his identity. Now we KNOW he\'s just EURO TRASH. (And cheesily, smelly uncircums
2006-09-30   said:
^^^ LOL @ at the Euro wishin\' he was American!
2006-09-30  worthlessgarbage said:
was she making out with his nose????? wtf was that???
2006-09-30   said:
Hey, douchebags! Have you seen the \"Fly on in\" video on efukt? Hoover, post this on the front page! Hysterical!!!
2006-09-30   said:
What the hell kind of video is that supposed to be? It sucks! Hoover, what happened to the good old videos of the past?
2006-09-30   said:
That was great except for the lack of sex. Now that I think about it, that video was fuckin stupid!
2006-09-30   said:
solid video im now gonna attempt to jerk off with my foot
2006-09-30  LASTnFIRSTningaSUPERwINNERpks said:
NOT BAD, BUT NOT GREAT. IF YOU ALL COULD SEE A VIDEO OF ME AND MY MILF GO AT IT YOU WOULD BOW TO ME FOREVER.
2006-09-30   said:
sure make a big deal about people having sex on a beach, basically your celb even your toilet is rigged for media heh.
2006-09-30   said:
I WISH THEY WOULD BUILD THE TWIN TOWERS AGAIN SO WE CAN SEE THEM SMASHED THE FUCK UP AGAIN WITH LOADS OF YANKS DIVING OUT.......IN FACT CAN YOU PLEASE POST THE 9/11 CLIP PLEASE
2006-09-30   said:
\"LASTnFIRSTningaSUPERwINNERpks says-IF YOU ALL COULD SEE A VIDEO OF ME AND MY MILF GO AT IT...\" MILF, Man Inflatible Larry Figure?
2006-09-30   said:
LASTandFIRST, your mom may be hot, but that should mean OTHER people want to fuck her, not you! You\'re sick, dude!!!
2006-09-30   said:
I heard it was Merril Hodge
2006-09-30   said:
Now that we\'re trashing Dyslexic Euro Stalker, look who raises his ugly head; Twin Towers Guy! Hmmm?
2006-09-30   said:
fuck that guy for saying there are ANY reasons to love soccer. soccer is for fags and the world cup proved my point. it sucked. fuck soccer.
2006-09-30   said:
yeah, like baseball is soo much fun, it\'s all about eating hot dogs and getting bored, and by the way If you think I\'m european you\'re sooo wrong. what\'s true though is that I make typos for two m
2006-09-30   said:
SHARK!!!!
2006-09-30   said:
you owe me for 3 minutes wasted out of my life.
2006-09-30   said:
you still think soccer is for faggots??Well. as far as we know Dennis rodman is a transvestite, and magic jhonson got aids, so FUCK YOU. and BTW what\'s up with the scoring, in every american sport, e
2006-09-30   said:
I SUPPOSE NOW THE SEA IS FULL OF HIS SPUNK FOR EVERYONE TO SWIM IN
2006-09-30   said:
you are all faggots, i can\'t even stand to read any of your stupid comments anymore. it\'s always the same ppl saying the same dumb shit here... you all should be bored of yourselves by now. either
2006-09-30   said:
^pull my finger
2006-09-30   said:
I\'m with the dude a few posts ahead....SOCCER IS FUCKING GAY!!!!!!
2006-09-30   said:
ha ha ha, get the fuck out then to wikipedia or some other kind of gay site so you can be more hardly amused!! FUCK YOU MR. INTELLIGENT AND MATURE
2006-09-30   said:
Problem with humpin in the water is water is a LOUSEY lubricant. Don\'t bother me none but the chicks seem to find some problem with it. I don\'t do it any more cause it ain\'t worth listinin to \'e
2006-09-30   said:
cleaning out the shithouse.
2006-09-30   said:
sorry is gay and always will be, and its for faggots
2006-09-30   said:
sorry=soccer, fag
2006-09-30   said:
LAUGHING @ UNAMERICAN! Jealous 3rd rate country! Look at what I\'ve done? I call out the Euro and it ignites WWIII! I laugh at your stupidity and it upsets you so much, thus proving your jealousy of A
2006-09-30   said:
Where\'s Dyslexic Euro Stalker? In France?
2006-09-30   said:
Ba-ha-ha-ha-ha! Euro trash says what? Oooooh, the silence! Laughing at the smelly Euro!
2006-09-30   said:
What happened? Where\'s your arrogance? Where\'s your confidence? Once you realize that you\'re a foreign punk and that we dominant Americans realize it, you bend down and shit yourself! Goodbye, Dysl
2006-09-30   said:
haha. one comment about soccer being for fags and you soccer fags freak out. soccer = gay as hell.
2006-09-30   said:
ha ha ha, eat shit you american losers! like I mind being called europen!!! ha ha ha, keep dominating the world the same way you have been doing so far, losing like 300 american soldiers a day. ha ha
2006-09-30   said:
\"europen\" Dyslexic Euro Stalker strikes again! \"300 Americans a day\"? You are a fucking IDIOT! It\'s not even THREE a day! And if it weren\'t for the US, you\'d be speaking Arabic! Bow down to the
2006-09-30   said:
Hey, I\'d like to speak arabic, your\'e the only ignorant assholes who can\'t speakany other language. nothing much to thank you for other than Hulk Hogan!
2006-09-30   said:
This video is fucking GAY! Which makes me want to create a list of the GAYEST posers of UJ: 1) Fags who race to say thay\'re first 2)SUPER NINGA LOSER (close 2nd) 3) \"Zack Morris\" for pretendi
2006-09-30   said:
I always get a KICK out of the homos that think Soccer is a real sport!
2006-09-30   said:
\"thay\'re\" Look at Dyslexic Euro Stalker trying to change the subject and pretend it\'s not him! HAHAHA!
2006-09-30   said:
Every time he posts he\'s OWNED!
2006-09-30   said:
\"your\'e, speakany\" Again, the Dyslexic Euro Stalker tries and cover up and pretend he\'s someone else, but he fails over and over! Oh, the humanity! Give it up!
2006-10-01   said:
TO all those spellers out there:if that\'s all you got, it\'s not much. FUCK YOU!. GET A LIFE! . and yes, soccer is for fags. now go play with yourselves again
2006-10-01  Zack Morris said:
Attn: Zack- \"He got it up in cold water\" cuz she\'s a tasty, hot bitch! Stop disgracing your gender, you military, Korean twink-boy fucker!\" ok can someone please tell me what a twink boy is?
2006-10-01   said:
Weitergehen bitte - hier gibt es NICHTS zu sehen!
2006-10-01   said:
the real dyslexic euro stalker always has \"evs\" in his posts. always . you confuse him with other non-americans. thanks for the new domain name I like it......evs
2006-10-01   said:
im gonna find this guy and make him give me a reach around for his swimwear.
2006-10-01   said:
All above posts are written by fags living in Grandma\'s basement.
2006-10-01   said:
I\'M GONNA FUCK EVERYONE UP, EAT SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS!
2006-10-01   said:
Guys if you ever come into the sea, be prepaired it\'s gonna sting
2006-10-01   said:
\"evs\" in his posts. He just started that.
2006-10-01  Zack Morris said:
Hey great job webmaster for IP ban for impersonation......don\'t you just hate saltines....I honestly dont mind the others using my name!!!! Great job Hov..er
2006-10-01   said:
Listen u fucking american bitches ur all a bunch of fucking prudes because ur ancestors didnt like all the sex that was going on in europe! As for the soccer part the world cup is boring as shit yea b
2006-10-01   said:
AMERICANS=OWNED HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-01   said:
^^ Well, no, America OWNS the entire planet! HAHAHA! Who\'s laughing now?
2006-10-01   said:
\"saee\" Like anybody likes watching fags in short shorts running back and forth, failing to score a goal for hours on end, you filthy uncircumsised Dyslexic Euro Stalker!
2006-10-01   said:
YEA AMERICA OWNS ALL THATS WHY IT KILLS ITS OWN TROOPS IN IRAQ AND GETS BOMBED BY AL QAEDA ON 9/11. THEN U BITCHES BRING 9/11 UP EVERY YEAR WHY CANT U JUST LET THE PEOPLE RIP? FUCK U ALL U THINK U OWN
2006-10-01   said:
^^ Um, no, we own the WORLD and we OWN YOU! USA! USA!
2006-10-01   said:
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2006-10-02   said:
USA is gay. Hooray
2006-10-02   said:
^^ Don\'t worry, you won\'t be laughin\' when Chuck Norris finds you and plants an American flag pole in your rectum.
2006-10-02   said:
chuck n. says- i will kick off on the ass of anyone who threatens america. europe needs to wake up and give those crazy ass muslims a few round housekicks. i can teach ya\'ll how to whip a militant
2006-10-02   said:
yeah chuck norris is the man! one problem though, for a country that owns the world, they are loosing the war to a bunch of poor, starving people with nothing near to your ammo. yeah right, remember w
2006-10-02   said:
Chuck Norris is already working for the Jihad. He\'s fed up with the way he\'s been treated in the U.S. The movie \"Mission In Action : Braddock \" was a commercial failure and he blames the american
2006-10-02   said:
and he\'s gay.
2006-10-02   said:
WOW! she´s really SUPER RICA. And everything they do with their life is O.K.
2006-10-02   said:
wow. what a great comment Mr. Politically correct!!!! great way of saying nothing, you sorry little faggot who does not have the balls to come up with something funny so he goes for the classic idiot
2006-10-02  Angrydrunk said:
\"and I mean YOU angrydrunk. go shove something pointy up your sorry faggot ass.\" Can you make your tongue \"pointy\"?
2006-10-02   said:
you don\'t own me
2006-10-02   said:
^^ Are you black, and if so, whats your Massa\'s phone #? You CAN be owned!
2006-10-02   said:
i would lick his cumout of her shit pipe
2006-10-02   said:
i would lick his cumout of her shit pipe
2006-10-02   said:
UA needs go go jihad on some nazi muslim mother fuckers ass
2006-10-02   said:
he muslim mother fuckers we lived 911 1 day u jackoffs are living in ground zero see you in hell you satan worshiping mother fucking rats
2006-10-02   said:
bastardo afortunado .
2006-10-02   said:
IF you were hitting that, would you hide her beneath some waves or fuck her right out in the open for all to see? I know what i\'d do!
2006-10-02   said:
Wow she must be loose as hell, or she gets wetter than a monsoon. Anyone else that has had sex in the ocean knows what I am talking about. Salt water is a great anti lubricant.
2006-10-02   said:
^^ So what!? As long as I get off! Hahaha, sluts!
2006-10-02   said:
This thread is dead. RIP
2006-10-03   said:
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2006-10-03   said:
that was like hard corest sex tape i\'ve ever seen!
2006-10-03   said:
Latinas are hot, these yanks only have sex with fat pigs. Any chick with normal weight seemed to them anorexic. XD
2006-10-04   said:
That settles it. I\'m moving my brokerage account from Morgan Stanley to Merrill Lynch.
2006-10-04   said:
Hoover, The level of discourse on this site has become utterly deplorable. And soccer players are a bunch of crybaby faggots.
2006-10-06   said:
You have tiny ugly penis you shove in your moms hole
2006-11-04   said:
who is this chick
2006-12-11   said:
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2007-01-04   said:
busted ! but hey, looked like fun! and they are in love . so fuck it !
2007-01-04   said:
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2007-01-05   said:
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2007-01-05   said:
That fuckin\' bitch is HOT! I\'d fuck her in the water, on the sand, just about anywhere she\'d let me ...
2007-01-05   said:
Cool!!!!!!!!
2007-01-05   said:
The music is much better than the video. That is not sex tape, that is a very bored (and probably financially strapped) Brazilian trying to pay a few month\'s rent by getting some people to waslk into
2007-01-05   said:
it has been removed, wtf? i missed out on it, damn.
2007-01-05   said:
Pretty useless video. Not much to see. My cat attempting to fuck my dog is better excitement.......
2007-01-05   said:
i wouldn`t even had know they were having sex until it was mentioned!this vid sucks. no wonder i found it so easily. i can`t believe this is the vid that whore is bitchin` over; tryna shut down youtub
2007-01-06   said:
Very hot
2007-01-06   said:
nice
2007-01-06   said:
shes def a tranny pmsl
2007-01-06   said:
Slut has sex in public. Slut gets on video. World sees cheap slut. Nothing wrong with that! Brazil judge is mad because she didn\'t fuck him instead? So she\'s a slut? Show fucking the rest of t
2007-01-19   said:
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2007-01-19   said:
WHERE CAN I GET THE MUSIC FROM THE DANIELA CICARELLI VIDEO? It\'s a helluva lot better than the video........
2007-02-05   said:
Fuck baseball and fuck american football. It\'s all about real football (soccer)
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