yo... you twisted bastard!
if this bitch is fading off into oblivion - let's pour some gas on it and light the motherfucker on fire! send me the most insane, sick, twisted, and just plain wrong videos & links you can find so we can nuke this hole in an epic flurry of shame! do it here ~hoover
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2006-09-29   said:
i like
2006-09-29   said:
first
2006-09-29   said:
Very hot
2006-09-29   said:
first!!!
2006-09-29   said:
ANDREW AND GREG ARE GAY!! smoke weed
2006-09-29   said:
bbbooooooorrrrriiiiiinnnnnnnnggggggggg!!!!!!
2006-09-29   said:
FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-29   said:
not even a nipple? what kind of shit are we atlking about!!! what kind of low standards are we hitting here???? like, no sex, no nipple, no amputee sex, should I visit martha stewart\'s site to get some kind of cheap thrill or sexual arousement? Iwanted her to be fucked badly, till foam was coming out of her pussy. all we get is some long distant shot of them making out, badly if I may say so. stop this shit please, lately the comments are much more fun than the videos themselves. where\'s the much needed video of some third world kid being eaten by a lizard? what ever happened to nuns being senslessly raped by monkeys? the days we live in!!.....
2006-09-29   said:
^^ Is there a way that monkeys can SENSLIBLY rape nuns?
2006-09-29  Angrydrunk said:
Where\'s a flotilla of jellyfish when you need one?
2006-09-29   said:
Martha Stewart IS hot. I would fuck the shit outta that mean ol\' bag and she\'d love it!
2006-09-29   said:
I see Pres. Andrew & VP Greg of the UJ Fag Boy Club have made an appearance.
2006-09-29   said:
OF COURSE, monkeys CAN be very sensible about the way they rape their nuns. just ask angrydrunk\'s mom, who says that the best sexual encounters she\'s ever had HAVE been with monkeys (his son included too) and YES martha stewart IS hot, and I\'d like to rape her too, but she\'s a toughie! after all she\'s been to prison, and she actually raped some inmates there, but senselessly. NOW she\'s a bad bitch! angrydrunk\'s mom is only cheap.
2006-09-29  Zack Morris said:
so who is that girl?? and how did he get it up in that cold water?
2006-09-29   said:
she\'s ronaldo\'s former girlfriend, and YES she\'s extremely HOT. soccer players get the hottest women on earth! another reason to love that game.
2006-09-29   said:
Very well edited! It\'s something we\'ve all had the pleasure of doing except usually with a fat, ugly pig at the local swimming hole after a case of beer.
2006-09-29   said:
Seventeenth!!!
2006-09-29   said:
anon British arse said:\"soccer players get the hottest women on earth! another reason to love that game.\" So why is a loser like Screech banging her now!? A sitcom flunky is banging a soccer guys bitch? Soccer is the most boring sport EVER! Fuck soccer and fuck the uncircumcised British twits!
2006-09-30   said:
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
2006-09-30   said:
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
2006-09-30   said:
^^ Dyslexic Euro Stalker
2006-09-30   said:
evs
2006-09-30   said:
GUSTO! IS THAT WHAT THEY DO AT MERRILL LYNCH BEACH PARTIES? I DON\'T WATCH MTV SO I DON\'T GIVE TWO DANNY BONADUCHIS! WAS HE WASHING THE FUNK OFF WITH THAT SEAWEED?
2006-09-30   said:
Wait \'til she gets that \"seawater funk\" up in there. Talk about that fish smell! And.... he left his own \"jellyfish\" floatin\' on by.
2006-09-30   said:
Attn: Zack- \"He got it up in cold water\" cuz she\'s a tasty, hot bitch! Stop disgracing your gender, you military, Korean twink-boy fucker!
2006-09-30   said:
\"angrydrunk\'s mom\"- Thus, the \"Dyslexia Euro Stalker\" has screwed himself up again and given up more details about his identity. Now we KNOW he\'s just EURO TRASH. (And cheesily, smelly uncircumsized, by the way!) AHHH HAHAHA!
2006-09-30   said:
^^^ LOL @ at the Euro wishin\' he was American!
2006-09-30  worthlessgarbage said:
was she making out with his nose????? wtf was that???
2006-09-30   said:
Hey, douchebags! Have you seen the \"Fly on in\" video on efukt? Hoover, post this on the front page! Hysterical!!!
2006-09-30   said:
What the hell kind of video is that supposed to be? It sucks! Hoover, what happened to the good old videos of the past?
2006-09-30   said:
That was great except for the lack of sex. Now that I think about it, that video was fuckin stupid!
2006-09-30   said:
solid video im now gonna attempt to jerk off with my foot
2006-09-30  LASTnFIRSTningaSUPERwINNERpks said:
NOT BAD, BUT NOT GREAT. IF YOU ALL COULD SEE A VIDEO OF ME AND MY MILF GO AT IT YOU WOULD BOW TO ME FOREVER.
2006-09-30   said:
sure make a big deal about people having sex on a beach, basically your celb even your toilet is rigged for media heh.
2006-09-30   said:
I WISH THEY WOULD BUILD THE TWIN TOWERS AGAIN SO WE CAN SEE THEM SMASHED THE FUCK UP AGAIN WITH LOADS OF YANKS DIVING OUT.......IN FACT CAN YOU PLEASE POST THE 9/11 CLIP PLEASE
2006-09-30   said:
\"LASTnFIRSTningaSUPERwINNERpks says-IF YOU ALL COULD SEE A VIDEO OF ME AND MY MILF GO AT IT...\" MILF, Man Inflatible Larry Figure?
2006-09-30   said:
LASTandFIRST, your mom may be hot, but that should mean OTHER people want to fuck her, not you! You\'re sick, dude!!!
2006-09-30   said:
I heard it was Merril Hodge
2006-09-30   said:
Now that we\'re trashing Dyslexic Euro Stalker, look who raises his ugly head; Twin Towers Guy! Hmmm?
2006-09-30   said:
fuck that guy for saying there are ANY reasons to love soccer. soccer is for fags and the world cup proved my point. it sucked. fuck soccer.
2006-09-30   said:
yeah, like baseball is soo much fun, it\'s all about eating hot dogs and getting bored, and by the way If you think I\'m european you\'re sooo wrong. what\'s true though is that I make typos for two main reason: one I don\'t care to correct so I just type and that\'s it. Second: English is my third language, I\'d like to see any of you fuckers speaking, much less writing in a different language. america sports are watched only by americans and the winners are called world champions. ha ha ha. Soccer on the other hand is loved by the rest of the civilized world. NFA it\'s all about the commercials, baseball without jordan does not exist, baseball, hockey a bunch of redneks kicking each other\'s teeth. yeah, you\'d never understand soccer beacuse it requires an appreciation of beauty and not a clumsy show of force. you just don\'t like soccer beacuse the USA SUCKS at it!!!! GUESS WHERE I\'M FROM NOW, IGNORANT FUCKERS!!!! arrivederci, au revoir, ciao, adios, bub bye, sayonara.
2006-09-30   said:
SHARK!!!!
2006-09-30   said:
you owe me for 3 minutes wasted out of my life.
2006-09-30   said:
you still think soccer is for faggots??Well. as far as we know Dennis rodman is a transvestite, and magic jhonson got aids, so FUCK YOU. and BTW what\'s up with the scoring, in every american sport, each time you score you get like 27 points, in soccer each time someone scores you get exactly what you deserve: ONE POINT, and people get euphoric and crazy, in american sports people score every 30 seconds, wher\'s the excitement in that, after the third goal you get bored. And that ñame argument of goal less tie score is a bunch of crap. I\'d watch a 0-0 score with roaldinho or maradona rather than any of those boring superbowls. IT\'S ALL ABOUT THE COMMERCIAL BREAKS!!! that\'s stupid!
2006-09-30   said:
I SUPPOSE NOW THE SEA IS FULL OF HIS SPUNK FOR EVERYONE TO SWIM IN
2006-09-30   said:
you are all faggots, i can\'t even stand to read any of your stupid comments anymore. it\'s always the same ppl saying the same dumb shit here... you all should be bored of yourselves by now. either that or you are all that easily amused, or actually think your comments are amusing.
2006-09-30   said:
^pull my finger
2006-09-30   said:
I\'m with the dude a few posts ahead....SOCCER IS FUCKING GAY!!!!!!
2006-09-30   said:
ha ha ha, get the fuck out then to wikipedia or some other kind of gay site so you can be more hardly amused!! FUCK YOU MR. INTELLIGENT AND MATURE
2006-09-30   said:
Problem with humpin in the water is water is a LOUSEY lubricant. Don\'t bother me none but the chicks seem to find some problem with it. I don\'t do it any more cause it ain\'t worth listinin to \'em bitch.
2006-09-30   said:
cleaning out the shithouse.
2006-09-30   said:
sorry is gay and always will be, and its for faggots
2006-09-30   said:
sorry=soccer, fag
2006-09-30   said:
LAUGHING @ UNAMERICAN! Jealous 3rd rate country! Look at what I\'ve done? I call out the Euro and it ignites WWIII! I laugh at your stupidity and it upsets you so much, thus proving your jealousy of American dominance! Where\'s Missy PUS?
2006-09-30   said:
Where\'s Dyslexic Euro Stalker? In France?
2006-09-30   said:
Ba-ha-ha-ha-ha! Euro trash says what? Oooooh, the silence! Laughing at the smelly Euro!
2006-09-30   said:
What happened? Where\'s your arrogance? Where\'s your confidence? Once you realize that you\'re a foreign punk and that we dominant Americans realize it, you bend down and shit yourself! Goodbye, Dyslexic Euro Stalker!
2006-09-30   said:
haha. one comment about soccer being for fags and you soccer fags freak out. soccer = gay as hell.
2006-09-30   said:
ha ha ha, eat shit you american losers! like I mind being called europen!!! ha ha ha, keep dominating the world the same way you have been doing so far, losing like 300 american soldiers a day. ha ha ha, those crazy muslies owned you ha ha ha!!! and they won you at soccer too!!!! ha ha ha.
2006-09-30   said:
\"europen\" Dyslexic Euro Stalker strikes again! \"300 Americans a day\"? You are a fucking IDIOT! It\'s not even THREE a day! And if it weren\'t for the US, you\'d be speaking Arabic! Bow down to the Greatest and Most Powerful Nation on Earth! Be humble and grateful. And lick my American asshole! You\'re lucky, I\'m American and clean, not a filthy, unwashed Euro, so my anus will be relatively clean. Enjoy!
2006-09-30   said:
Hey, I\'d like to speak arabic, your\'e the only ignorant assholes who can\'t speakany other language. nothing much to thank you for other than Hulk Hogan!
2006-09-30   said:
This video is fucking GAY! Which makes me want to create a list of the GAYEST posers of UJ: 1) Fags who race to say thay\'re first 2)SUPER NINGA LOSER (close 2nd) 3) \"Zack Morris\" for pretending to be black 4) Imbred faggot that gets off on Twin Towers comments. CONGRATULATIONS AND FUCK YOU ALL!!!!
2006-09-30   said:
I always get a KICK out of the homos that think Soccer is a real sport!
2006-09-30   said:
\"thay\'re\" Look at Dyslexic Euro Stalker trying to change the subject and pretend it\'s not him! HAHAHA!
2006-09-30   said:
Every time he posts he\'s OWNED!
2006-09-30   said:
\"your\'e, speakany\" Again, the Dyslexic Euro Stalker tries and cover up and pretend he\'s someone else, but he fails over and over! Oh, the humanity! Give it up!
2006-10-01   said:
TO all those spellers out there:if that\'s all you got, it\'s not much. FUCK YOU!. GET A LIFE! . and yes, soccer is for fags. now go play with yourselves again
2006-10-01  Zack Morris said:
Attn: Zack- \"He got it up in cold water\" cuz she\'s a tasty, hot bitch! Stop disgracing your gender, you military, Korean twink-boy fucker!\" ok can someone please tell me what a twink boy is?
2006-10-01   said:
Weitergehen bitte - hier gibt es NICHTS zu sehen!
2006-10-01   said:
the real dyslexic euro stalker always has \"evs\" in his posts. always . you confuse him with other non-americans. thanks for the new domain name I like it......evs
2006-10-01   said:
im gonna find this guy and make him give me a reach around for his swimwear.
2006-10-01   said:
All above posts are written by fags living in Grandma\'s basement.
2006-10-01   said:
I\'M GONNA FUCK EVERYONE UP, EAT SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS!
2006-10-01   said:
Guys if you ever come into the sea, be prepaired it\'s gonna sting
2006-10-01   said:
\"evs\" in his posts. He just started that.
2006-10-01  Zack Morris said:
Hey great job webmaster for IP ban for impersonation......don\'t you just hate saltines....I honestly dont mind the others using my name!!!! Great job Hov..er
2006-10-01   said:
Listen u fucking american bitches ur all a bunch of fucking prudes because ur ancestors didnt like all the sex that was going on in europe! As for the soccer part the world cup is boring as shit yea but u bitches never saee any domestic FOOTBALL (the real name for soccer). AND what u bitches call football is a bunch of guys in a scrimmage so they can feel each others balls and suck dicks. U guys all use a lot of padding in ur football game just so people dont get hurt its a rip off of rugby. and as for baseball boring as shit anyways who wants to see a guy throw a ball a few yards for hours on end !!!! This is a guy from europe and if u dont like it u can suck my huge uncircumcised cock bitches!
2006-10-01   said:
AMERICANS=OWNED HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-01   said:
^^ Well, no, America OWNS the entire planet! HAHAHA! Who\'s laughing now?
2006-10-01   said:
\"saee\" Like anybody likes watching fags in short shorts running back and forth, failing to score a goal for hours on end, you filthy uncircumsised Dyslexic Euro Stalker!
2006-10-01   said:
YEA AMERICA OWNS ALL THATS WHY IT KILLS ITS OWN TROOPS IN IRAQ AND GETS BOMBED BY AL QAEDA ON 9/11. THEN U BITCHES BRING 9/11 UP EVERY YEAR WHY CANT U JUST LET THE PEOPLE RIP? FUCK U ALL U THINK U OWN EVERYTHING WELL NEWSFLASH U OWN USA AND THATS IT NOTHING ELSE SO FUCK OFF!! U DONT OWN EUROPE, ASIA, AFRICA OR ANYWHERE ELSE!
2006-10-01   said:
^^ Um, no, we own the WORLD and we OWN YOU! USA! USA!
2006-10-01   said:
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2006-10-02   said:
USA is gay. Hooray
2006-10-02   said:
^^ Don\'t worry, you won\'t be laughin\' when Chuck Norris finds you and plants an American flag pole in your rectum.
2006-10-02   said:
chuck n. says- i will kick off on the ass of anyone who threatens america. europe needs to wake up and give those crazy ass muslims a few round housekicks. i can teach ya\'ll how to whip a militant muslim\'s ass, in the steps.
2006-10-02   said:
yeah chuck norris is the man! one problem though, for a country that owns the world, they are loosing the war to a bunch of poor, starving people with nothing near to your ammo. yeah right, remember what the other dude said. IN THE NEXT 50 YEARS AMERICANS ARE GONNA BE SPEAKING CHINESE AND GETTING PAID IN RICE BOWLS, WHILE OSAMA AND THE CHINESE LEADERS FUCK ALL YOUR WOMEN. HA HA HA!! OWNERS OF THE WORLD AND THEN 2 PLANES HIT THE TOWERS AND NOBODY KNEW!! GREAT INTELLIGENCE AMERICANS, KEEP IT UP, AT THIS PACE NOT EVEN CHCUCK NORRIS WILL SAVE YOUR SORRY ASSES!
2006-10-02   said:
Chuck Norris is already working for the Jihad. He\'s fed up with the way he\'s been treated in the U.S. The movie \"Mission In Action : Braddock \" was a commercial failure and he blames the american public. This is true.
2006-10-02   said:
and he\'s gay.
2006-10-02   said:
WOW! she´s really SUPER RICA. And everything they do with their life is O.K.
2006-10-02   said:
wow. what a great comment Mr. Politically correct!!!! great way of saying nothing, you sorry little faggot who does not have the balls to come up with something funny so he goes for the classic idiot coomment: let hem live!! YOU OUGHT TO DIE JUST FOR BEING SUCH A LIITLE SLUT! fuck you, and them too!
2006-10-02  Angrydrunk said:
\"and I mean YOU angrydrunk. go shove something pointy up your sorry faggot ass.\" Can you make your tongue \"pointy\"?
2006-10-02   said:
you don\'t own me
2006-10-02   said:
^^ Are you black, and if so, whats your Massa\'s phone #? You CAN be owned!
2006-10-02   said:
i would lick his cumout of her shit pipe
2006-10-02   said:
i would lick his cumout of her shit pipe
2006-10-02   said:
UA needs go go jihad on some nazi muslim mother fuckers ass
2006-10-02   said:
he muslim mother fuckers we lived 911 1 day u jackoffs are living in ground zero see you in hell you satan worshiping mother fucking rats
2006-10-02   said:
bastardo afortunado .
2006-10-02   said:
IF you were hitting that, would you hide her beneath some waves or fuck her right out in the open for all to see? I know what i\'d do!
2006-10-02   said:
Wow she must be loose as hell, or she gets wetter than a monsoon. Anyone else that has had sex in the ocean knows what I am talking about. Salt water is a great anti lubricant.
2006-10-02   said:
^^ So what!? As long as I get off! Hahaha, sluts!
2006-10-02   said:
This thread is dead. RIP
2006-10-03   said:
ZZZZZZZZZ boring boring boring
2006-10-03   said:
that was like hard corest sex tape i\'ve ever seen!
2006-10-03   said:
Latinas are hot, these yanks only have sex with fat pigs. Any chick with normal weight seemed to them anorexic. XD
2006-10-04   said:
That settles it. I\'m moving my brokerage account from Morgan Stanley to Merrill Lynch.
2006-10-04   said:
Hoover, The level of discourse on this site has become utterly deplorable. And soccer players are a bunch of crybaby faggots.
2006-10-06   said:
You have tiny ugly penis you shove in your moms hole
2006-11-04   said:
who is this chick
2006-12-11   said:
asd
2007-01-04   said:
busted ! but hey, looked like fun! and they are in love . so fuck it !
2007-01-04   said:
very
2007-01-04   said:
I
2007-01-05   said:
aa
2007-01-05   said:
nice
2007-01-05   said:
aaaaaaaaa
2007-01-05   said:
That fuckin\' bitch is HOT! I\'d fuck her in the water, on the sand, just about anywhere she\'d let me ...
2007-01-05   said:
Cool!!!!!!!!
2007-01-05   said:
The music is much better than the video. That is not sex tape, that is a very bored (and probably financially strapped) Brazilian trying to pay a few month\'s rent by getting some people to waslk into a manhole. This is a waste of time for those have omething to do.
2007-01-05   said:
it has been removed, wtf? i missed out on it, damn.
2007-01-05   said:
Pretty useless video. Not much to see. My cat attempting to fuck my dog is better excitement.......
2007-01-05   said:
i wouldn`t even had know they were having sex until it was mentioned!this vid sucks. no wonder i found it so easily. i can`t believe this is the vid that whore is bitchin` over; tryna shut down youtube. WTF???
2007-01-06   said:
Very hot
2007-01-06   said:
nice
2007-01-06   said:
shes def a tranny pmsl
2007-01-06   said:
Slut has sex in public. Slut gets on video. World sees cheap slut. Nothing wrong with that! Brazil judge is mad because she didn\'t fuck him instead? So she\'s a slut? Show fucking the rest of the guys on the beach too!
2007-01-19   said:
Daniela Cicarelli
2007-01-19   said:
WHERE CAN I GET THE MUSIC FROM THE DANIELA CICARELLI VIDEO? It\'s a helluva lot better than the video........
2007-02-05   said:
Fuck baseball and fuck american football. It\'s all about real football (soccer)
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extreme throat fuck

damn... this dude doesn\'t slow down when this chick pulls a reversal and tosses her capn\' crunch all over the bedroom. I wonder how full of drugs I need to make a whore - or how much cash I have to shell out in order to receive this kind of love and affection in return?

LOL at decapitated heads used as soccer balls

yo man... you DO NOT want to get caught in the middle of a prison riot while on vacation in El Salvador. these crazy motherfuckers don\'t mess around when they go on a violent rampage in the prison yard. while some photos are brutal, check out the decapitated heads that were used as soccer balls.

for your 18th b-day I give you the gift of cock

happy birthday honey... for your 18th birthday I am taking your virginity and giving you the gift of cock. enjoy!

Snookie Sex Tape Video

I just punched myself in my face for posting this to UselessJunk.com. This is supposed to be snookie from The Jersey Shore reality TV show. Looks like total bullshit because you can't see anything. It might be more believable if it was called Amy Winehouse Sex Tape. Anyway... it's newsworthy and I'm a search engine whore - so here you go!

death by giant dildo

WTF - this ain't a death by horse cock video, but he might as well take a horse cock in his ass and just get it over with. It ain't natural to have a 24 inch cock in your ass - forcing your intestines to bulge out of your chest to the point that you can almost see your rectum in the back of your throat. die motherfucker!

the wife put some butter on the floor tile

ahhhh... this wife is a wonderful woman with a great sense of humor demonstrating the classic - butter on bathroom floor tile. When you combine wet feet with butter on the travertine bathroom floor tile, hilarity ensues... along with teeth scattering all over the room.

facial fail - sobbing tears of first porno regret

LOL at the tears of regret and spooge of shame all over this chicks face. she was doing fine until facial time, then she broke down crying like she had battery acid on her face. the reaction from the photographer is priceless when she starts praying to Jesus for forgiveness.

hot chick falls for - Water On The Ceiling - gag

she was way... way too cool about this joke to be his wife. I\'m guessing that the chick in the kitchen is his sister because she laughs after falling for one of the best practical jokes in the book... the Water On The Ceiling joke. Now get out a mop honey and clean up your mess!

damn baby - that is a black baby brewing in you

this is the most unusual looking cum I've ever seen fall out of an interracial creampie.

sexy teens caught on hidden dressing room cam

it's prom time, and these two teens got caught on an anti-shoplifting dressing room security camera while trying on some clothes. like any sexy chick would do... they slap each others asses and and talk about anal bleaching. I love the fact that these cameras are now legal in many states - hopefully we'll see more of these videos!

porn FAIL - never slap a black ho in da face

uh-oh, apparently it is OK to drop a load of cum all over her nappy hair weave, but don't ever... EVER disrespect this hoochie momma by slapping her in the face during sex. LOL

drunk chick masturbating in pile of own puke

this sexy whore knows how to party! this hottie is blasted out of her mind drunk and while half-passed out started masturbating in a pile of her own vomit. someone needs to pull those pants off of her so she can get exactly what she wants!

lost GG Allin beer enema and anal ketchup backstage

Do you know who GG Allin is? he is a dead motherfucker who was the most insane punk rocker to ever step onto a stage. This is a fucked up long-lost video of GG drinking a beer enema from a chicks ass... followed by the chick shooting ketchup from her ass onto GG's french fries platter. Live Fast Die!

People... We have a spitter!

my friends wife sucked my cock in the middle of a BBQ party. I blew my load in about 1 minute and then we hurried back to the party outside in the backyard.

awesome tits hanging out for delivery guy

same concept - different chick. I love these clips... keep 'em coming! thanks to Animal for the video submission of this super hot chick hanging her big 'ol titty out of her dress when she answers the door. the guy delivering the food looks kind of like a dude capable of rape - maybe she won't be so lucky next time.

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