oh hell no! I am all for playing nice with an anal virgin so they are not embarrassed by a little stink during their first time, but this first timer just let the shit fly after what looks like a binge fest on McDonalds the day before. Sorry honey... I am outta there and my dick is going to be soaked in bleach. She can wash the sheets with her tears of shame after I dash the fuck outta there!
Christmas porn set FAIL
Bachelor party drunk pukes on strippers ass ORIGINAL